The day just gets better and better.
Car service: R1 200
New front brake pads and brake discs: R2 064
New back brakes pads and discs: R2 100
New starter motor: R3 600
Grand total: R8 964
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Excuse me while I puke from shock. Excuse me while I reach for cigarettes I no longer smoke.
Can't afford that, even if I sold my body in the medium of self-prostitution on Oxford Road for five solid weeks.
So I just got the service.
I get paid in 13 days. Let's hope the brakes don't fail before then. Coem June, I will then get my front brakes done in a knock shop in Wadeville.
Come July, I'll get my back brakes done. Come August, if my starter motor is strangely and miraculously still intact, and I'm not pushing my car to start, I will try and get that done and pay it off over six months.
Anybody want to drive with me yet? (At least I have great music.)
My stepdad has offered to help me. I'm really not sure whether I want him to, bless him.
No word from Small Bum.