Thursday, June 29, 2006

paranoia or paparazzi?

So I cruise into the BP Express shop during lunch to buy a frothy cappuccino with my colleague, and as I walk out, some random punter filling up his white Citi Golf (with North West plates) screams across the forecourt:
"Peas! PEAS!"

I sort of ricocheted off my car door in surprise, and hastily got inside.

Perhaps I imagined it. Or perhaps I have a stalker on my hands.

PS: If this situation sounds familiar to any of you, please come forward!

28 comments:

kyknoord said...

Disturbing indeed. Maybe if you change your blog to Legumes on Toast, you could be 100% certain next time.

fly said...

disturbing... :o?

Billy said...

i see dead people

Anonymous said...

it was me.

Peas on Toast said...

Kyknoord - I thought of calling my blog Lentils on Rye...

Fly - indeed.

Billy - Oh Jesus, let's hope not.

Anonymous - Shut up.

Marika said...

That is scary! How could they possibly know its you unless one of your friends told them and you haven't met this person yet? EEK!

Wezzo said...

Whoa!! You should have stood your ground and said 'Sup!'. I would have appreciated it, you really didn't have to be so hasty...

I lie it wasn't me, but seriously.

Peas on Toast said...

Um yah! I meet people every now and then, mostly through friends, that say "Oh, YOU'RE Mushy Peas." But never a fluke like this.

Please tell me I'm imagining this! Perhaps he was saying "Please, PLEASE!" ??

Peas on Toast said...

Wezo - I would've if he persisited, but he got back into his car and stared at me. Also I was with my colleague, and I don't really want her to know about my blog...

Any other situation, like in a bar, or something, I probably would've said hi.

Suavé said...

*shudder*

That's insane. How could anyone know? Man that freaks me out. Maybe it was a setup hey? Maybe somebody knew that you'd go there for lunch and get someone to say that just as a prank.

But still, that doesnt sound probable. Hoo-wee! That gives me the heeby-jeebeez.

Again...**shudder**

Peas on Toast said...

he he Suave. Thing is, something like that wouldn't ordinarily freak me out. It just caught me by surpise. And I've never seen this oke before, ever.

I don't mind fans - hell I love fans - this was just strange.

Billy said...

Pics from Blogawards coming back to haunt you?

sheldon said...

...was he not maybe negotiating something (free fuel) with the petrol attendant?

Revolving Credit said...

Wasn't some oriental guy with a lisp was it....maybe he was saying P(l)eas....if thats the case, when did you have some guy beeing for it???.....LOL

Revolving Credit said...

bit fast on the draw...that should read "..begging for it"

Revolving Credit said...

PS: have your nipples warmed up yet?....or maybe them stiffies is what made him beg?

Revolving Credit said...

PPS: Where the fucks the Jolly Dodger?

Peas on Toast said...

Billy - looks like it! ;)

Sheldon - That's what I'm thinking. Simple mistake.

Revolving - Nipples I could dial a telephone with - perhaps he was pleading with me to get them outta his face! :)

The Jolly Roger is on the corner of 4th Street and 7th Avenue, Parhurst. (Entrance on 4th). Not sure where you coming from? A few of us may pull through a little later.

Revolving Credit said...

I'm not sure where I'm coming from either - meeting some folks for supper but don't know where? If I'm still sober, may attempt to find the imfamous Dodger!

Peas on Toast said...

Okey doke Rev, well good luck!

Kel said...

Jeez thats bizarre..take it in your stride..pretend youre Victoria Beckham:)

i_am_not_who_i_am said...

HAHAHAHA!@#$%^

MAYBE .........he was saying PEES PEES!
as in piss!! piss!!......probably looking for a toilet?? ..or "peace"?/???///??

honestly...if that little voice in your head is telling you that it was "PEAS!" ......then it WAS wot u heard.......ufffff!@##!!.....

now will somebody own up!!!!!!!

:))

fida . . .

The Real Marbro said...

hmmm sounds like you might have a new friend...

I suggest avoiding the northwest.COMPLETELY.freaks live there..really.I used to

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks for all the possible suggestions guys! ;)

Antoine said...

Canna be me - I am still in the Jungle. (having loads of nookie I may add - *boast boast*)

Peas on Toast said...

Antoine you lucky little beefcake! Getting yourself some Ghanaen ass?

Antoine said...

Nope. My GF is up from SA for 2 weeks!!

Peas on Toast said...

Bastard. ;)