Friday, September 01, 2006

doondie unbondage

I'm wearing underpants (yes Revolving Credit, I'm wearing doondies) that require I tie up the back with a ribbon. Boy-short lacey numbers, with a woven-in ribbon thingie at the back. They looked great on the hanger, and although they do look pretty darn fantastic on my own ass, the ribbon thing was secondary detritus when I paid for the item.

'Cept now, I walk around public places, where the fudging ribbon ends seem to explode from my pants, and drag around behind me. Much like a porn star who forgot to fasten her chastity belt after a steamy brothel session, or a Victorian retard that forgot to fasten her corset on dressing in the morning.

Sometimes things are great in theory.

10 comments:

Don said...

Ribbons are for pulling. Try your best to hide them, and when that time (or man) comes along...

BOOM!

So much fun.

Inyoka said...

Sounds like a pain in the posterior.

Revolving Credit said...

Congrats on remembering the under garments today, but:
Your doondies have a rip-cord?
Do they deploy when you pull this cord?

You're going to have to post a pic or sketch of this parachute underwear.
I assume it's there for quick release when someone wants to go ..umm..sky-diving ;)

Champagne Heathen said...

I see it more as one of those cheese tabs, where you pull the tab and the whole red skin of the little round cheese unwinds.

(I can't believe I just equated the skins of cheese with underwear. I feel ill.)

other-duke said...

do you have a photograph of this for the G-Spot collection? ;)

Daedalus said...

Nobody comes here anymore; it's too crowded ;)

Crusoe said...

Sounds like the perfect mix of 'tease' with 'restraint'. But Don is right, having ribbons hanging out your pants is like having a button saying "DO NOT PUSH"!

the salami from killarney said...

Sounds hot. I like it. Ribbons 'n all.

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks chap. I'll see if I can find a pic of my deploy cord to post up.

Daedalus said...

Nee, dit is af...