I am floored by disappointment and fatigue.
I was hoping the fruit salad I ate for breakfast would sort it out, alongside my late bath and wank last night, but it didn't.
I mean, I shaved, dehaired, creamed my legs with shiny lotion, put a face mask on, washed my hair - twice - exfoliated my shoulders, primrose-gelled my entire body, but no. For added effect, and to lighten my mood, I wore The Ant's large, blingola, enormously shiny ring to work. [Sorry dude, I'll give it back once the day is over], but even when I stare at it, it doesn't effect my synapses like shiny things usually do.