Peas: Do you like the word…..p.u.s.s.y?
Ant: No. Not really. I prefer cunt.
Peas: Oh me too. It’s clean, clinical and straight to the point.
Peas: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ant: I don’t enjoy terms like ‘hard on.’ It’s ‘You have an ‘erection.’
Peas: An ‘erection?’ No way dude. A ‘woody’ or bust.
Ant: Or like ‘go down on you.’ Eeeew.
Peas: Oh no that’s much better! Than say um, ‘muff dive.’
Ant: ‘Yonnie’ is awful.
Peas: Well I used call it a ‘nonny.’
Ant: 'Fnoo' is the best word for it.
Peas: Yeah 'fnoo' is great. ‘Fuck me in my fnoo.’
Ant: Well where else are they gonna fuck you, I mean…I know you’re not Anal Peas.
Ant:…what would you say if you were asked ‘can I put my cock in your cunt?’
Peas: I’d laugh my head off. Why?
Peas: Oh my God.
Ant: What do you think about ‘beef curtains?’
Peas: It reminds me of carpaccio. Not good.
Ant: You know what my worst three are. And no don’t say them out lo…
Peas: MAKING LOVE? Like ‘Brooke makes love to Ridge in the Bold & The Beautiful?’
Ant: [gag, cough]
Peas: Moist, panties, making love?
Ant: You’re a sick fuck. You know what that does to me.
Peas: What…get you moist in the panties?
Ant: Let's change the subject. 'Gheschmutzen' rocks.
Peas: It fucking rocks. I love German soft porn words.
Ant: If you blog about this, I’ll laugh if this is the day your mum decides to log on and read it. It’ll serve you right.
Peas: I really really really hope she doesn’t read it today.
Ant: Stranger things have happened.
Peas: Personally I like the word ‘poen.’
Ant: Oh yeah, how did we manage to have a whole conversation without the word ‘poen?’