Wednesday, March 28, 2007

jeektasy

I was in a room filled with geeks last night. As true as Bill Gates believes in Microsoft, I was in a room fulla them.

I was in heaven.

Now, granted, there are cool geeks and there are geeks that are disproportionally untamed in a social environment, for want of a better term.
But there usually are at least a handful that are good-lookin'.

In any industry – if an oke is passionate about what he does, talks about what he does and how he does it, I’ll slide off my chair.

Whether it be a Tiger Wheel & Tyre car mechanic, a dude that builds software, or a guy that waters the plants in front of Sandton City. Passion = sexy. If he digs it, and does it somewhat intelligently, while managing to charf me while we talk in social setting – I kind of start getting skullsmackingly horny.

Geeks are especially passionate about things like Web 2.0, IP addresses, feeds and cookies. I don’t care. This is just the type of jargon that turns me on.

And last night, at the Jeek Dinner, I couldn’t help fantasising about Jeek Sex. If I’m gonna be honest.

Jeeks may be understated, but that’s why I‘m certain they’re animals in the bedroom.
They have a lot of geek hang-up and displaced frustration to get off their chests. And I reckon: no better way than to get their rocks off than on a woman in the sack.

Seriously. Geek Copulation, I can only imagine, goes something like: he probably has a massive wanger, he is all about his partner’s needs, and has built-up geekstration in which he needs to expel via means of geekasm.

He probably has no problem spanking her backside ever so softly, whilst nuzzling her neck with geek stubble, while ensuring his geek mojo geekplodes in a manner worthy of a porn movie dirtier than the Jukskei during spring tide.

He probably also has no problem geektouching her and staring into her eyes with geekpassion while making her squirm in geecstasy.

I don’t even care if he screams out words like ‘podcast,’ ‘widget’ or ‘HTML’ when he does it, whatever.
Shit.
I’m telling you, there was a whole lot of fantasising going on in my little noggin last night, china.

42 comments:

Peas on Toast said...

As you can see, I'm not even trying anymore. Oh well, hits are hits :)

Billy said...

Im not a geek, i think, but all that talk got my rice crispies boiling a little....

Rachel said...

I've got my hands on one and I must say - GRIN!

You might enjoy this link I found a while ago...

Why Geeks Make Good Lovers

Peas on Toast said...

Someone has just broken into my blogger - refer the first comment above.

It's great some people play nice, and some people don't.

Oscar Reitsma said...

Not only do they make the best lovers... they also make the best boyfriends! Easy now Peas! You've got a whole bunch of jeeks hot under the collar this morning: All I can say is that I am a geek

Peas on Toast said...

Fucking hackers - why stoop so low?
I take back what I have said about geeks.

kyknoord said...

What kind of an animal in the bedroom? Geckos drop their tails when they get excited.

Kevin Cadman said...

Haha, god almighty you make me laugh!

Have you ever stopped to consider how dirty you can make IT sound?

"Have you tried fingering the user? If you get no feedback then you should probably check to see if her cookie-system is accepting requests. If that doesn't work, try inserting a device into one of the ports and see if it responds. If that doesn't work, the user probably has a stiffy-drive and you REALLY don't want to touch that!"

Haha!

Peas on Toast said...

Hi chaps
Now that I've calmed down and realised that the first comment above could be one of two things:
1) A geek hacking into my personal accounts
2) a geek using an underhanded way just to piss me off by using my name

Either way, my libido for geek sex has suddenly dwindled. How will you all redeem yourselves now eh?
Also - do I now have to switch my word verification on???

kabintsimbi said...

Oh my, you just made me horny over a geek! 'He' sounds truly quite fuckable!

Damnit...

Rachel said...

Sorry to hear you've got hacker problems peas :(

The only thing that word verification helps with is to stop spammers sending links and rubbish comment to your blog. It makes sure that it's a real person doing the writing.

Unfortunately to stop crap comments going up where it's a real person doing the writing, you have to turn on comment moderation where you read and accept each comment before it goes up.

Don said...

You're one kind of special...

I can just imagine how many okes are gonna be trying their hardest to be passionate about HMTL and SQL at the next 27 dinner, hoping to get some mushy-action... Haha.

Hot Pink Flush said...

All I'm gonna say is that my last three boyfriends have been geeks. 'nuff said. ;-)

Peas on Toast said...

I agree chaps - geeks are the way forward. As long as they don't use under-haded attempts to pry into my personal space and write shit about my hits (?), I'm all for them. :)

Pehaps he needs a shag.

Betenoir said...

oh peas... welcome to the world of women who love geeks. or are geeks. or both. soon we'll have you watching kung fu movies, playing MMORPGs, and reading graphic novels.

repeat after me:
1 4m |337. 1 w1|| 0wn y0u.

Jam said...

So that was the blank stare I was seeing last night - Peas in fantasy land. LOL.
I'm not really one for geeks actually. I like mine well spoken, big and rough....
And as for Mr Hacker, whatever. Well done on demonstrating your geekiness. Now if you wanted to impress the girl, you've failed...

Peas on Toast said...

Betenoir - oh my god, I could read that!

Jam - d'you think there any strong, muscular geeks out there? Because that's a win-win situation right there...:)

Jam said...

;-)

Revolving Credit said...

So, did you get take-aways?

peas on toast said...

just testing if someonce can post for you, best bet would be to change your password I think

Peas on Toast said...

PEAS ON TOAST HACKER - JESUS CHRIST! IVE JUST CHANGED MY PASSWORD - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??

jamjar said...

Hmm, if you click on you user name Peas you get this site: http://www2.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903 not sure if this your thing but you might want to change your profile info as that seems to have been hacked as well, unless you writing about mash and gravy and pet vermin?

Word verification isnt the problem, its the fact that they hacked your profile, or so it seems...

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Jamjar. Done. Changed password twice, deleted stupid old blogs, put in word verifier.

With this hangover, I'm not really enjoying all of this... ;)

Paul Jacobson said...

Peas, even though it drives me nuts that you are so much cooler than me, it was a pity I didn't get to chat to you more last night (and this has nothing to do with jeek sex - my wife doesn't share) so let's chat more next time around! Gotta find out the secrets to Peas coolness ...

acidicice said...

HACKER SCUM!!!! Now you can get your g/f's (those who have ditched the dating geeks idea) big buff b/f's to track them down and beat them up!

Peas on Toast said...

Paul - it's a deal dollface. x

Acidicice - I'm in the mood for gangsta slapping, it must be said :(

Aquila said...

Lol...you forgot the camera bit there Peas.

kyknoord masquerading as peas said...

Look, even I know that trick. Changing passwords isn't going to prevent it from happening. As long as the clown with the identity crisis insists on infesting the place, the best way for us to know it's really you is for you to upload an avatar and make sure you only reply to comments when you're logged in to Blogger.

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Kykie. And once again, the geek talk is making me all hot.

Um, what's an avatar?

kyknoord said...

I'll drop you an e-mail, okay?

Peas on Toast said...

Ta :)

Antoine said...

You know you have made it when your Name is nicked. :)

Could have been interesting last night methinks.....

btw: Word Verification only stops the automatic "spam" posts as opposed to real people posting. Methinks "peas - wannabe" is a real person as opposed to a machine running a routine

Keep on smiling Peas

Peas on Toast said...

Antoine - yip you're right. Now it's just collating those IP addresses which blogger is sending to me and finding out who it was. Should be fun! :)

Dr Marcus said...

You won't get anything from IP addresses. What you need to do is turn on the thing that tells you when someone is posting a comment, then moderate. It's a bitch but it works.

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Dr Marcus. If the IP thing doesn't work, I can try this if the hacker persists.
x

Revolving Credit said...

Hijacking your blog is apparently a geeks mis-guided attempt at making the first move :p

It is the question said...

I am a strong, muscular, mad-about rugby-and-linux jeek.

And almost all of that's true...

IITQ

Peas on Toast said...

Rev...or a way of taking out his hit-blogger-counter angst out. :)
Either way, it has to be said, geeks often have the wrong approach, which is sometimes their biggest downfall.

IITQ - Do you come right often? I'm a neo-cyclist, blogger doesn't-know-what-an-avatar-was chick, who wears lots of pink.
Secular tastes. :)

Jam said...

I can imagine how hard the hacker must be laughing.
Damn, hate word verification.

Dr Marcus said...

No worries. I say this because I once got e-mails from Wikipedia saying my IP address was logged as someone who was changing Wiki entries. Which I don't do.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - if he's the type of geek that gets off on this stuff, he's loving it. :)

Dr M - hectic!

Phlippy said...

Peas... that was too much! ROFLMAO [like a geek... of course] Good laugh, thanks hun