I'm feeling so very happy at the moment.
Screw everything that's ever happened to me, I am in a really good place right now. Long may it last – at least until the next chaotic and no doubt dramatic fuck up – life is good. I love my work (all the various projects I'm busy with), and I'm in I Am Frigging Fabulous mode again.
Fuck, it's always worked for all the big headed wankers out there, so it's sure going to work for me.
Crikey it's nice.
My mojo is back in full force – oh my giddy aunt I'm on fire - I'm giggling at everything, and I couldn't give a fuck about the stupid assholes that have made me sad in the past. I'm a carefree bitch again.
C and I were being totally disgusting out on the town last night for Triple Napover's birthday. Happiness is not caring if people's eyes were on stalks.
“Oh yeah? I'm brash? Well...your dog's fat.”
“Peas' poen is under lock and key. Chastity belt key. Although her mojo is back.”
“That guy is a court case waiting to happen.”
“He doesn't like you anymore? Yeah, you may be right.”
The rest is too shocking for even this blog.
What made me laugh harder was checking my blog stats yesterday.
What worries me is that most of the Google searches people do to lead them directly to this here page, has something to do with porn.
Sick fucks. You rock.
This is how some of you found me:
Google Search: evil peas
Google Search: milf toast
Google Search: ache pea
Google Search: peasontoast facebook [Do you really want me to be your facebook friend?- Ed]
Google Search: "aladdin hentai" [WTF? - Ed]
Google Search: kaiser chiefs ruby irritating [Damn straight it's irritating - Ed]
Google Search: spawn nightclub south africa
Google Search: nivea creme
Google Search: should ex to my facebook friends [Depends. If you feel nothing for the ex anymore, I don't see why not - Ed]
Google Search: exercise cameltoe
Google Search: hardcore erotica teen blogspot
Google Search: meet people naked [Usually I have my clothes on when I meet people, but dependent on how smokin' hot you are, we can discuss. Take the offer while my mojo is on fire. Aint nothing like a horn dog - Ed]
Google Search: suck dick
Google Search: boob namer
Google Search: cia facebook [They're watching you oh ignorant one. Fine. Don't believe me – Ed]
Google Search: ant shaped vibrator [Ant, you popular bitch! they've made a line of vibrators that look like you! - Ed]
Google Search: what was voted best vibrator in the world
Google Search: pas bovvered [Classic. Suis-je bovvered? Face? Am I bovvered? - Ed]
Google Search: cutesy name for perineum [A 'chommie' – Ed]
Google Search: what do customers look for in cafe
Google Search: can you stick your dick in your own ass [Well now...]
Google Search: donkey dick in ass [Jesus H! - Ed]