OK, I'm going to try and look at the good in everything too, because I'm about to tune you a rant.
While I bitch, I will also wax lyrical. Deal? Then I won't sound like the crusty, sock-wearing, silly bitch I really am.
The Bad: The crime in this country is out of control. It's madness, it's a serious frigging problem. It makes me want to move to Guam immediately.
The Good: Sorry am trying to find a good thing to say about crime, but after 5 minutes, this appears to be a fruitless brain-wracking. I actually can't say anything good about the government's attitude towards crime, poverty, violence, looting and pillage. Sorry.
The Bad: It's forking freezing in Joburg. Heaters, socks, three layers of polar wear (Sheksie. People love humping polar bears in nightclubs), toes that burn off in a luke-warm bath 'cos they're frozen numb, an empty, cold bed, seasonal depression.
The Good: Last year's winter was colder. No really.
The Bad: Feeling a bit unloved. By the whole world.
The Good: My gran loves me.
The Bad: Painting one's nails compulsively all day can turn into an obsession. Somebody help me, I need help: Twice on the runway, thrice in a bar over the weekend, twice in the car, once before work. It's my little 'thing' ok, it's what I do at the moment. It helps me focus on little distractions. But it's also an expensive habit when you're using Essie nailpolish.
The Good: My nails look bright and colourful, a little sexy, a little playful, and I'm now a PPP (polish painter pro.)
The Bad: Grey's Anatomy makes me cry. And Meredith Goody Two Shoes I'm Dating Two Apparently Desirable Men (Choose Finn, for God's sake woman! McNotdreamyatall is such a dork!) is so annoying I just want to gag her. The other characters on the other hand are Value Add. But Grey's still makes me cry like a girl.
The Good: Between 7:30pm and 8:30pm on Monday nights I don't answer phonecalls, or even paint my nails. I'm too glued to the TV to snack on chocolate. For just that hour: I don't care what the fuck is going on in the outside world.
The Bad: I'm not very computer literate. I wish I could programme shit, and design beautiful things and understand code, and crack gaming programmes, and hack into Absa, etc etc...but alas, I can't. I need to go on a geek course.
The Good: I discovered the tags element to Blogger. Good times.