Well the birthday did end up with me passed out in 747's bed. Whilst boys ran around quasi-naked and being general hooligans, I lay in a coma oblivious to it all.
This was a booze-filled evening, and passing out was the obvious result to it all.
The one great thing with birthdays is: it's the one time of year where you get to see all your mates in one room at one time. And while tequila flows and flows (Christ, I must've had about 8 on Friday night...and two cosmopolitans...and God knows what else I imbibed), it's just great to be around all my mates together. I got horrifically smashed. I haven't been that blotto in a while, considering the stupendous amount I consumed.
I should've really had a tactile – but managed to avoid it.
Everyone who is unbelievably important to me was there, barring Moogs and Doc who are teeing off in Scotland on a buggers holiday. Even my ex Dick made an effort to come through, which was sweet, and Ant came through from the Poenda.
I didn't even feel old. Probably because of the amount of alcohol being thrown around, and after a thousand down downs, one starts to feel like a kid on her birthday again.
Saturday was spent with Mr 747 and his mate in Irene again. Very chilled, awesome day. This little place (the tables under the oak trees at the dairy, with cold white wine) may just become a regular thing. Thirty minutes from Joburg and you're in the country, smelling the pungent yet delightfully farmescent, bovine by-product.
Lucas asked where I'd been for the last two nights. (I have to check in?) I explained I was “at my new boyfriend's place.” He then said, “I'll kill him.” Ant was around during this conversation and indignantly said, "Why didn't he ever get protective with me? He never so much as looked at the Gilb!"
I don't know. Good question. I have no idea why he has taken it upon himself to want to kill my boyfriends.
Lucas has shifted into psycho gear, officially.
32 comments:
Who is Lucas???
Wow Dick came to your birthday!?!?!? and mr 747 didnt mind???? you're lucky!
Yay, you see? Inkahol works wonders to make one feel young and sprucey-like..
Lucas is so funny. Wait til he starts offering Labola, then you know you are in shit my friendly friend.
We've had this conversation before, haven't we.
Mr 747 first needs to receive Lucas's consent and make a lebola down payment before you start spending weekends.
The Gilb probably sorted all this out when Ant moved in, therefore no hassles.
Best you warn the new flatmate that all male friends had best sort things out with Don Lucas before entry.
Anon - my security guard.
Shebee - he's already done the lobola thing. Swera to God :)
Rev - That's not a bad idea. I'll get 747 to sort out a cow :)
I'm also rather reeling from the news that Dick attended your birthday party... Interesting!
So?! What exciting gifts did you get?! Do tell! Dying to know what one gets the woman who has it all...
And was the gift code thing adhered to?
Leigh-Anne - Well I got some lovely prezzies, including flowers, books, a chill out CD (which is divine and very much needed right now!), and girlie stuff like jewellery etc. Bless!
Didn't know that Dick would attend, to tell you the truth, so I was a blown away myself. But it's all chilled I think.
What, not lingerie???
PS. How's the job search going?
Revvie - nopeeroo. Job search is going well - I have found something! Will blog about it all soon, it's pretty exciting!
Thanks god. I was going to ask, but didn't want to dampen your mood.
Looking forward to hearing details.
Hold on, this is bugging me.
Regarding the Dick thing:
Firstly, and luckily I feel absolutely no romantic feelings towards him anymore. Also, just because I obviously have to defend myself here: he's been my mate for 4 years before we hooked up and realised "nah, no thanks."
747 is friends with all his ex's and sort-of ex's as far as I'm aware. I think it's rather nice that ex's can be friends. And none of this stupid "I just ignore that person and pretend she's dead" shit. Which is so fucking high school.
So, like, whatever man.
Peas, so what you're telling us is that you don't really miss dick???
..asks Rev biting his tongue very tightly, trying not to laugh...
Rev, with a capital D - I don't miss Dick.
As for dick, why would I be missing it? ;)
Ah, don't you just love multiple choice questions?
Peas quote: "As for dick, why would I be missing it? ;)"
a) It's been so long since that Peas has forgotten what it's like.
b) Peas has turned lesbian and shacked up with the new flatmate.
c) Peas got dick for her birthday..hooray!
PS. When you referred to all those down-downs, they weren't drinks were they, they were activities.
Is this conversation going-down hill again?
Ha ha ha, well it;s definitely not a or b. But that's not to say it can be c either. But definitely out of the question would be a and b. Happy Revsicle? ;)
OK, I'll add another option.
d)Peas went for the op and now has a dick of her own.
(Still trying to find instruction manual though)
Correct! Eureka! Hoorah!
Now, what do I do with this thing? It's kinda getting in the way...:)
Play with it a bit, you'll get the hang of it!
And once you start you won't be able to stop!
Having so much fun with my, um, non-existent willy :)
So Peas, are you getting used to peeing while stading up???
Dude, I find it the ultimate luxury. While I prefer my poen to a penis any day of the week, peeing whilst standing upright has got to be one of the best pleasures a tallywhacker has to offer.
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