Monday, October 01, 2007

double benders inc.

Fuck me.
I partied this weekend like it was 2006. (And I'm still hanging from 2006.) Two parties, with my ever-adorable new flatmate – what a beeyoot – of monolithic proportions.

Party One – Martha Stewart's Housewarming party at our place.

Third Roommate even came, which was amazing since I thought he'd died or something. Hasn't changed much. Still chirps me like a king: (“Dude, please get me a drink?” Him: Hmmm. Please suck my knob?)
Ant came through from the Poenda, and we ended up getting whoringly drunk, rolling round on the floor, snogging cushions, and then singing, no ska-reaming, karaoke at 3:00am.

Martha Stewart was on form, and joined the Ant and I in our usual capacity to have Dance Offs when we're shitfaced. She's really fitting in well here.

Mrs Abdul and her 300 children must've loved us, two doors down.

Turns out Mr 747 is a bit of a microphone hogger. He's that kid, bless. We woke up the next day – devastation around us – to find that one of our mates chundered on my electric keyboard. Nice chaps. Who the fuck was it – own up. It wasn't a spilt drink, the texture of this could only be one thing: vomay. Now own up fuckers. Lost my house keys amongst the debauched detritus, and Mr 747 and I had to break out of my flat, which was amusing.

Party Two – Around The World.

Rhodes people are funny hey. I can't seem to get enough of the buggers (having readily filed my way through Eastern Cape farmers quite extraordinarily over the past two years...Mr 747 included), but they do this thing where they turn every room in their digs' into a destination. You drink in every country. It's unbelievably brilliant.

Austria was strewn with paper shredding for snow, The States had two doors painted as the World Trade Centres with an inflatable aeroplane wedged between them, while Mexico – oh my aching tequila bottle. They put heaters on there, and then locked us in. Schvitzy and a little unpleasant, but hysterical.

Martha Stewart – this chick is good value - jumped off the roof into the swimming pool.

They set up an “aeroplane” in the lounge, gave us a shot glass as our “passport”, then guided us around the house. Zimbabwe was the compost heap at the bottom of the garden, and two buxom young things fell in there. South Africa was the garage, where we had to down a Sowetan Toilet. (It was triffic.) Then there was Brazil, where the guy – Drawers - cut vines from his mother's garden and hung them around his room as the 'Amazon.'

I met a dude called Crappy.

They're a special bunch these Rhodes people. My mate kept on screaming, “A U! A U! A-UCT!” which was mostly ignored, but well done for trying babe.
I'm still hanging.

PS: It's Mr 747's birthday today. Happy birthday Gringo.

28 comments:

KaBtalk said...

Peas...sounds like a facking ripper...am so totally jealous right now! Boo-hoo...I miss my Rhodents...one thing is for sure...we sure know how to partay! Good times...a much, a much too much fun!

Sounds like your funbus was seriously rocking! Fuck yeah!

By the way...was lying on Clifton 4th yesterday, darl, & saw some bimbo wearing a white bikini net sommer like the one you posted down below! I found it quite amusing...she looked like a tart though! She quite obviously has not read your blog! Silly cow!!!

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - she wore a bikini like THAT on Clifton 4?? Is she totally insane? He he he. Yes, there's one thing concurrent with all these people from the OosCape - they know how to boozle paloozle :)

Joey said...

Hey Peaso baby.. Im sure it was Doors not Draws? But Draws sounds better so lets stick with that. Was there a guy there called MT?

Peas on Toast said...

Joey - I try to use pseudonyms on this page....so yeah it may be his real name :)
MT...I'm not certain, the evening was a bit of a blur!

SheBee said...

My gad I laughed at zim being the compost heap!

Sounds like you should be in hospital after a weekend like this!

Peas on Toast said...

SheBee - I know. I have bruises on my leg, and I'm thinking that might've been Jamaica.
:)

SilverSabre said...

Lol, sounds like a weekend of note! I'm surprised you're still standing :P

Strangely I have also seen gals sporting the Blingkini on Llundudno beach. I wasn't complaining though..considering they were only wearing half of the set.

Ps. What kinda plastic :P Do you have any preferences :P

Peas on Toast said...

SilverSabre - so half the ste eh? Were you privvy to women walking around with just their tops on at Llandudno? ;)

Any plastic will do, I'm rather honoured! :)

SilverSabre said...

Hmm :) No, they either go topless, or wear the whole set at Llundudno (prudes).

Sandy Bay however, they are either topless or starkers.

And Sex on Clifton 4th is loads of fun.

God I love Cape Town.

Oh And i posted a ring, I figure I can get you the actual plastic one if and when I meet you, for now Shimanski will have to do :P

Peas on Toast said...

Wow, dude, thanks. Flattering. I may have to stick you in a queue though, if that's ok? See, I'm already pseudo engaged to Big T, and Mr 747 is my dude of the moment, so I'm not whether he'd be too happy.

But as far as a raincheck is concerned, thanks a mil!

SilverSabre said...

Lol ;) Of course m'girl :)

By the way, My good friend Red has mentioned that she also is an old fan :)

Which tells me that you definitely are the real deal.

SS

Peas on Toast said...

Bless, thanks Sabre!

MsMozi said...

I know Crappy! What a quality lad - just don't give him vodka.

Peas on Toast said...

MsMozi - You probably do. I mean how many people could be called Crappy in this world right?

Bless, he seemed like a ripper.

bundubob said...

wasnt it a year ago when rhodes was the scum of the earth??? Glad you have stepped into the rat trap, welcome aboard!!!

Peas on Toast said...

Bunda - yip, I have done my fair share of Rhodes bashing herein. And they haven't been my favourite people all the time, but I can't deny that they're fun all the same. I'm over the bashing for now. :)

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