...of all time:
(Not his hair.)
But, what is the “that” in the “But I won't do that?”
Before I hit puberty I thought the "that" meant abstinence. Innocence readily abandoned, I believe it could be any one of a number of things:
a) a ménage
b) partner swapping
c) homoerotic persuasion
d) whips and chains
e) completely naked, because he's self-conscious
g) change his religious beliefs
h) join Facebook ['cos he can see into the future]
i) give the object of his affections his last Rolo
The options are endless.
Dad's arrived. Last night he was going on about 'God Bless America.' And how he never believes conspiracy theories.
Even if all evidence to the latter suggests otherwise, with regards to JFK/Was Marilyn Monroe Murdered/Was Princess Di Pregnant When She Died/Did Paul McCartney Die In A Car Crash/Was 9/11 Created By The US Government/UFOs.