Thursday, March 27, 2008

and then suddenly...

Wow. You see down there? I said, unto the Universe, Argh. Can something cool just happen soon please? Well whaddayouknow. It actually fucking listened to me!
At around 10:00am, something cool started happening.

Now it was a most unexpected cool thing, and it kind of just occurred yesterday after getting up and feeling like a cold Yorkshire Pudding.
(Not yummy, but maybe digestible).

Anyway, I'm not going to tell you about it. But it was nice, and it's not what you think it is. Maybe a little, who knows. Who knows anything, it was just nice, and ja it was fabulous and whatever.

So. Yeah. Moan at the Universe enough, and maybe it sighs and reckons, “Ja well no fine. Shut up already. Here. Have a nice day.” Flicks it's proverbial wand and for a couple of hours, you're back to normal and laughing and basically, just you know, whatever.

Hmmm.

34 comments:

kyknoord said...

Who is this Bob person when he's at home?

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - he goes by the name Roland. But he says only I can call him that. It's a special VIP lottery-regular privilege.

Nessers said...

shees I have a BOB called Hugo - I wonder if it's a chic thing to name everything hehehe

Peas on Toast said...

Nessers, I love that! Hugo is just the sweetest name! I name everything. My car, my boobs, my computer, my iPod. They all have names, and that kicks so much ass.

:)

Revolving Credit said...

You hinted at this yesterday.

Have you been showing Bob your Twin Peaks??

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - hahahahah. Oh my God. Hhahahaha, sorry but I have to laugh - um...where did I hint at this yesterday? And Bob from Twin Peaks is a serial paedophile killer....so let's hope not!
:)

Champagne Heathen said...

Oooo, nothing like a good mystery! Except if that Jessica Murder-She-Wrote lady is around. If she is, I recommend getting the fuck out of the situation. If not, great for you!!

Revolving Credit said...

Champs makes it sound less Bob and more Bobbit!

Peas on Toast said...

Champs - yeah, no...no Jessica Fletcher or Angela Lansbury lookalikes, but it WOULD knock your socks off. :)

Rev - so, where'd you get the Twin Peaks reference dude? No Bobs, or Bobbitts. Maybe some Barbra Streisand.

Kidding kidding.

Champagne Heathen said...

HA! You're becoming a professional Karoke singer!!

Some Japanese/ Singaporean guy has been following your blog, and actually, there is a growing fan base for your singing over in the Far East, and he now wants to fly you over to become the Karoke Celeb he knows you can/ should be!

I love the Bobbit story... I recently realised how using the word casually in conversation can make one's boyfriend get back to behaving himself! :)

Sheena Gates said...

it was a flying vibrating dildo, hey? come on - just admit it!

Sheena Gates said...

:P

Peas on Toast said...

Champs - nope. Although, if there ARE any Asian Karoake Moguls out there - hello, it's me you looking for...

Sheena - way better in fact! :)

The Divine Miss M said...

Are you becoming a stripper?!?!

So cool ...

Peas on Toast said...

hahah! A stripper on meth! Can you see it?

Oh God, I can actually see it, which is disturbing. Kidding :)

Nah, no stripathons yet, but you'll be the first to know if I grab a pole dressed in nothing but a piece of elastic and start swinging on it. Promise :)

zuzula said...

i'm intrigued!

Peas on Toast said...

Hey Zu! Well believe it or not...so am I! ;)

The Divine Miss M said...

Score! Can I get a free lap dance? ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Of course, and in your goodie bag will be a beautifully crafted scarf.

I'd be the homeliest stripper ever. Not sure if there's a market really...

MsBehavn said...

If there's a market for revolting tube socks(!) then there has to be an untapped market for scarved strippers, Peas.

Go forth and conquer!

Peas on Toast said...

HAHAHA, ah Misbehavn, you just made my day. TUBE SOCKS. HAHAHAHA! Touche, Touche.

I have a pair of purple tube socks for dress up parties. They're perfectly hideous.

Go forth and multiply! I mean, conquer, indeed! x

Kel said...

Peas you wont sue me hey?
I started a little group for you on facebook now now.
hope you dont mind.

It's:
*I LOVE mushypeasontoast!*

I was surprised at the amount of groups dedicated to peas but couldnt find you so I just did my own.
:)

Sheena Gates said...

Ah cool, Kel - whats the link doood?

Sheena Gates said...

oh, ps: there is a link dedicated to her sexc legs :P

Kel said...
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Kel said...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12572881716





does that work?
Im such an eejit.

Billy said...

Stalkers! A facebook group! Run Peas RUN!

Just kidding.

Peas, i know what happened to brighten the day. Its an oke, with fairy kneecaps and shapely legs.

Sheena Gates said...

it works :) joined up already.

spreading the word on my blog.

Nessers said...

I joined too

Peas on Toast said...

Oh my GOD guys! I almost want to cry, that is so sweet, I can't even tell you!

Kel, wow, I have no words, I'm just all like "No ways, a Facegroup for ME?"

Thanks guys, I just went to shower, - I bathe a lot these days - and I come back to this. BLESS YOUR HEARTS AND SCARVES CHAPS. BLESS 'EM. BLESS 'EM OVER AND OVER.

Peas on Toast said...

PS: I'd never sue you, am truly flattered! :)

PPS: Do you think I can join, or is it not done?

:)

Kel said...

:).Ah! Im glad youre ok with it.


I started the group so I make the rules 8rubs hands together*

It would be awesome if you'd join.
ox

Revolving Credit said...

People are joining a group??

Does that make them 'groupies'???

Kel said...

I guess it makes us groupies.
We need T-shirts.
Im not flashing my boobs though .