Wow. You see down there? I said, unto the Universe, Argh. Can something cool just happen soon please? Well whaddayouknow. It actually fucking listened to me!At around 10:00am, something cool started happening.
Now it was a most unexpected cool thing, and it kind of just occurred yesterday after getting up and feeling like a cold Yorkshire Pudding.
(Not yummy, but maybe digestible).
Anyway, I'm not going to tell you about it. But it was nice, and it's not what you think it is. Maybe a little, who knows. Who knows anything, it was just nice, and ja it was fabulous and whatever.
So. Yeah. Moan at the Universe enough, and maybe it sighs and reckons, “Ja well no fine. Shut up already. Here. Have a nice day.” Flicks it's proverbial wand and for a couple of hours, you're back to normal and laughing and basically, just you know, whatever.
Hmmm.
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Who is this Bob person when he's at home?
Kyk - he goes by the name Roland. But he says only I can call him that. It's a special VIP lottery-regular privilege.
shees I have a BOB called Hugo - I wonder if it's a chic thing to name everything hehehe
Nessers, I love that! Hugo is just the sweetest name! I name everything. My car, my boobs, my computer, my iPod. They all have names, and that kicks so much ass.
:)
You hinted at this yesterday.
Have you been showing Bob your Twin Peaks??
Rev - hahahahah. Oh my God. Hhahahaha, sorry but I have to laugh - um...where did I hint at this yesterday? And Bob from Twin Peaks is a serial paedophile killer....so let's hope not!
:)
Oooo, nothing like a good mystery! Except if that Jessica Murder-She-Wrote lady is around. If she is, I recommend getting the fuck out of the situation. If not, great for you!!
Champs makes it sound less Bob and more Bobbit!
Champs - yeah, no...no Jessica Fletcher or Angela Lansbury lookalikes, but it WOULD knock your socks off. :)
Rev - so, where'd you get the Twin Peaks reference dude? No Bobs, or Bobbitts. Maybe some Barbra Streisand.
Kidding kidding.
HA! You're becoming a professional Karoke singer!!
Some Japanese/ Singaporean guy has been following your blog, and actually, there is a growing fan base for your singing over in the Far East, and he now wants to fly you over to become the Karoke Celeb he knows you can/ should be!
I love the Bobbit story... I recently realised how using the word casually in conversation can make one's boyfriend get back to behaving himself! :)
it was a flying vibrating dildo, hey? come on - just admit it!
:P
Champs - nope. Although, if there ARE any Asian Karoake Moguls out there - hello, it's me you looking for...
Sheena - way better in fact! :)
Are you becoming a stripper?!?!
So cool ...
hahah! A stripper on meth! Can you see it?
Oh God, I can actually see it, which is disturbing. Kidding :)
Nah, no stripathons yet, but you'll be the first to know if I grab a pole dressed in nothing but a piece of elastic and start swinging on it. Promise :)
i'm intrigued!
Hey Zu! Well believe it or not...so am I! ;)
Score! Can I get a free lap dance? ;)
Of course, and in your goodie bag will be a beautifully crafted scarf.
I'd be the homeliest stripper ever. Not sure if there's a market really...
If there's a market for revolting tube socks(!) then there has to be an untapped market for scarved strippers, Peas.
Go forth and conquer!
HAHAHA, ah Misbehavn, you just made my day. TUBE SOCKS. HAHAHAHA! Touche, Touche.
I have a pair of purple tube socks for dress up parties. They're perfectly hideous.
Go forth and multiply! I mean, conquer, indeed! x
Peas you wont sue me hey?
I started a little group for you on facebook now now.
hope you dont mind.
It's:
*I LOVE mushypeasontoast!*
I was surprised at the amount of groups dedicated to peas but couldnt find you so I just did my own.
:)
Ah cool, Kel - whats the link doood?
oh, ps: there is a link dedicated to her sexc legs :P
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12572881716
does that work?
Im such an eejit.
Stalkers! A facebook group! Run Peas RUN!
Just kidding.
Peas, i know what happened to brighten the day. Its an oke, with fairy kneecaps and shapely legs.
it works :) joined up already.
spreading the word on my blog.
I joined too
Oh my GOD guys! I almost want to cry, that is so sweet, I can't even tell you!
Kel, wow, I have no words, I'm just all like "No ways, a Facegroup for ME?"
Thanks guys, I just went to shower, - I bathe a lot these days - and I come back to this. BLESS YOUR HEARTS AND SCARVES CHAPS. BLESS 'EM. BLESS 'EM OVER AND OVER.
PS: I'd never sue you, am truly flattered! :)
PPS: Do you think I can join, or is it not done?
:)
:).Ah! Im glad youre ok with it.
I started the group so I make the rules 8rubs hands together*
It would be awesome if you'd join.
ox
People are joining a group??
Does that make them 'groupies'???
I guess it makes us groupies.
We need T-shirts.
Im not flashing my boobs though .
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