Friday, July 18, 2008

oh dear lord sweet baby jesus

Right.

So I went on a date last night.

For a celebratory meal (grilled salmon on a bed of mashed potato), and ended up drinking up a full on fucking Phuza Thursday with him, Whale and a few others at Gin in Greenside after dinner, then a napover and it's all lovely and all, but seriously:

I AM HUNGOVER, FEELING ILL, AND NOT COPING.

I mean for Chrissakes, I have to host a sex toy party tonight.

And make cosmopolitans. I'm gonna puke ok.

We were celebrating the outcome of my book, and you know, life and all that. And now I find myself thinking 'that might've been a bad idea.'

Lovely napover, lovely date, all that lovely stuff - and it's a repeat process with this person, but right now...Jesus Christ I'm hungover.

22 comments:

3rm said...

i really hope you didn't do what i think you did...

Nessers said...

Lots of Creme Soda (green ambulance) and chocolate - the sugar does wonders for a hangover - nothing for the figure of course but its one day.

Peas on Toast said...

3rm - I really hope you aren't suggesting what I think you're suggesting.

Please organise me an IV drip dude. If there's just one thing you can do for your very hungover little friend.

I'm in a perpetual hell.

Peas on Toast said...

nessers - you not gonna believe this, but I drank a cream soda just now.

I'm at the point where I'll imbibe just about anything liquid because I'm terrified I'm actually going to die.

3rm said...

peas - nah, it's none of that. more to do with who the napover was/wasn't with. a less public forum might be more suitable though cos this cryptic communication is bound to get confusing before long.

oh, no can do on the drip. if you want to behave like a teenager then you'll have to accept the consequences :)

p.s. are you still going through your love affair with makro?

Peas on Toast said...

3RM - i think a love affair with makro might be a slight exaggeration and pardon me for not using punctuation but i cannot be asked because it really would probably be my undoing and yes, maybe cryptic blah blah will chat to you later it's all good am happy but just severely hungover and retarded right now

Peas on Toast said...

ps are you saying you not gonna get me a drip because youre reprimanding me stop it mom

Peas on Toast said...

oh and how the fuck was your date fuckhead and i say fuckhead in a very endearing way

DT said...

I feel your pain – just give up any notion of doing anything productive today! Surrender to the hangover, float through the day and once have your first sip of a cocktail you will be hundreds again! Good luck!

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks DT - I'm starting to feel strangely upbeat. Maybe I'm still drunk.

I'm retreating to the bubble with my iPod and R 'n B music. Good luck to you too my dear!

:)

Nessers said...

I know someone who served some time with paramedics and what they do is a glucose drip - apparently sobers you up in 20 minutes or something - do you know any paramedics?

Peas on Toast said...

Nessers - yeah dude, that's exactly what I need to find. A paramedic with a spare drip lying around. I don't know any. But I know a doctor or two. Good plan Stan. I like. :)

Lisa said...

eish eish
go with the choc solution
x

Peas on Toast said...

lisa - I'm on my third Coke. Does it count? ;)

kyknoord said...

Self-inflicted wounds are the most painful, aren't they?

Peas on Toast said...

Oh no, don't you start.

I;'m off to buy cocktail sausages and cosmopolitan mix. If I make it back alive, I'm a frigging HERO.

Revolving Credit said...

Ooo...gunshot wound to the liver!

Peas on Toast said...

Dude I'm off to find that KFC Streetwise Two we talked about.

And liquid glucose.

Darkchocolate said...

what exactly is a napover? what does it involve? please dont be shy or stingy with words. I am a very slow person.I definately require a detailed description.

hope you feel better soon :)

Peas on Toast said...

darkchocolate - we spooned. :)

what a lucky fella he is. :)

Mini said...

He who drinks,gets drunk,
He who gets drunk,falls asleep,
He who falls asleep doesn't sin,
He who doesn't sin goes to heaven

If you wana go to heaven DRINK.lol

Just kidding.Drinking is bad for your health!

Hey so is Buzz Lightyear(the dildo_fromm infinite to beyond) gonna make a guest appearance at the show?Lmfao

Peas on Toast said...

Mini - it makes sense, but dude I'm nowhere near heaven.

I'm in HELL right now :(

Yip, dildo upgrades tonight, I just hope I can stay awake!