Right.So I went on a date last night.
For a celebratory meal (grilled salmon on a bed of mashed potato), and ended up drinking up a full on fucking Phuza Thursday with him, Whale and a few others at Gin in Greenside after dinner, then a napover and it's all lovely and all, but seriously:
I AM HUNGOVER, FEELING ILL, AND NOT COPING.
I mean for Chrissakes, I have to host a sex toy party tonight.
And make cosmopolitans. I'm gonna puke ok.
We were celebrating the outcome of my book, and you know, life and all that. And now I find myself thinking 'that might've been a bad idea.'
Lovely napover, lovely date, all that lovely stuff - and it's a repeat process with this person, but right now...Jesus Christ I'm hungover.
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i really hope you didn't do what i think you did...
Lots of Creme Soda (green ambulance) and chocolate - the sugar does wonders for a hangover - nothing for the figure of course but its one day.
3rm - I really hope you aren't suggesting what I think you're suggesting.
Please organise me an IV drip dude. If there's just one thing you can do for your very hungover little friend.
I'm in a perpetual hell.
nessers - you not gonna believe this, but I drank a cream soda just now.
I'm at the point where I'll imbibe just about anything liquid because I'm terrified I'm actually going to die.
peas - nah, it's none of that. more to do with who the napover was/wasn't with. a less public forum might be more suitable though cos this cryptic communication is bound to get confusing before long.
oh, no can do on the drip. if you want to behave like a teenager then you'll have to accept the consequences :)
p.s. are you still going through your love affair with makro?
3RM - i think a love affair with makro might be a slight exaggeration and pardon me for not using punctuation but i cannot be asked because it really would probably be my undoing and yes, maybe cryptic blah blah will chat to you later it's all good am happy but just severely hungover and retarded right now
ps are you saying you not gonna get me a drip because youre reprimanding me stop it mom
oh and how the fuck was your date fuckhead and i say fuckhead in a very endearing way
I feel your pain – just give up any notion of doing anything productive today! Surrender to the hangover, float through the day and once have your first sip of a cocktail you will be hundreds again! Good luck!
Thanks DT - I'm starting to feel strangely upbeat. Maybe I'm still drunk.
I'm retreating to the bubble with my iPod and R 'n B music. Good luck to you too my dear!
:)
I know someone who served some time with paramedics and what they do is a glucose drip - apparently sobers you up in 20 minutes or something - do you know any paramedics?
Nessers - yeah dude, that's exactly what I need to find. A paramedic with a spare drip lying around. I don't know any. But I know a doctor or two. Good plan Stan. I like. :)
eish eish
go with the choc solution
x
lisa - I'm on my third Coke. Does it count? ;)
Self-inflicted wounds are the most painful, aren't they?
Oh no, don't you start.
I;'m off to buy cocktail sausages and cosmopolitan mix. If I make it back alive, I'm a frigging HERO.
Ooo...gunshot wound to the liver!
Dude I'm off to find that KFC Streetwise Two we talked about.
And liquid glucose.
what exactly is a napover? what does it involve? please dont be shy or stingy with words. I am a very slow person.I definately require a detailed description.
hope you feel better soon :)
darkchocolate - we spooned. :)
what a lucky fella he is. :)
Mini - it makes sense, but dude I'm nowhere near heaven.
I'm in HELL right now :(
Yip, dildo upgrades tonight, I just hope I can stay awake!
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