Friday, September 12, 2008

tracksuit & seating material

God, for once there was something worthwhile on the box last night.
VH1's 100 One Hit Wonders countdown.

Dude.

What a fantastic evening I had lazing on the couch, eating strawberries and drinking water, pondering the fact I have exactly one week left of smoking.

And if the ghost of Allan Carr can't make me stop, then I don't know. I'm out of ideas.
Yes, he died of lung cancer eventually. Big bummer.

I have an A Game to bring to my little do tonight. That A Game includes one fucking hot Greek tracksuit dress.
I get that people have a penchant for tracksuits in Doncaster. I know that velour, in particular, is pretty popular in Scunthorpe.
My dress flows, doesn't say Well Bing Bing on the ass, and it's certainly not velour.

I'm thinking I'm going to Safe Cab my night tonight. The second sensible thing I have astutely arranged for this weekend. The first is that my birthday is actually on Sunday, but I figured having a Saturday hangover is more responsible than having a Monday hangover.

On Sunday, It'll be exactly two years until I'm 30. What a relief, Christ. At 30, woman are in the throes of their sexual peak. And if it's better than now, then fuck me. I'm in for quite an orgasmic ride.

Is all I'm saying.

Maybe by then, I'll even think about investing in property. For now, the savings are all going to towards travel and Operation House.

I bought myself a spanking new couch. 'Happy Birthday Peas, Love Peas.' It's red, and it's fucking insane. Insane beautiful, that is. A three seater and ev'thing.

OK let's not rip the ring out of it. A couch is a standard seating structure in any home, but it has one defining element: it's long enough for shagging on.

The other couch, although comfortable with it's popped spring, with a bucketed out indentation on one side that fits my business end like a fucking glove, is only a two seater. Which means lots of legs up in the air. Never been a problem, but it is nice to have the choice.

Is all I'm saying.

PS: And let's not forget the rug.

23 comments:

kyknoord said...

Have a good one, sweet Peas. Let's hope you manage to break the springs on your new couch too.

Nessers said...

Happy birthday for Sunday Peas - hope your day is a good one

Vimbai said...

Ooooh, new couch sounds uber sexy, i am jealous, where did you get it?

Hepi Hepi Birthday for Sunday chica, go BIG!

Peas on Toast said...

Kykie - thanks darlink! Luckily this new couch hasn't got springs. YAY!

Nessers - thanks babe, I'm sure it'll be a hoot of a weekend. Love an excuse for a party!

Vimbai - good old Mr Price Home! I've bought lots of stuff from @home, but have to say that Mr Price's service and delivery was 100 times better. (Not to mention the price. ;) Thanks dollface!

Charmskool said...

Happy Birfday for Sunday Peas! I have 2 three-seater couches - lovely to have a choice - but then again I don't have a flokati. Ah 30.....my favourite year ever, actually there have been a few since then which could compete..ahem..still counting....

Ches said...

YEEHAA!

Elle said...

red three-sitter couch... that reminds of something.. I can't quite put my finger on it though...

Have Martini on me Peas! :)

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Charm! Not quite 30 yet (the grand old age of 28!), but I hear I only have fabulous things to look forward to! :)

Ches - yeeeeeeeeeeha!

Elle - now now, don't be shy, what happened on your three seater lady? ;)

Elle said...

oh Peas you're terrible.. we call it 'the sitter' hence three-sitter... back in my undergrad year I walked in on my lectuers doing something facisnating with another lecturer in the staff lounge whlist still sitting... I still blush every time I look at that couch...

Peas on Toast said...

hahaha, inter-lectural activities! Love that - shame kiddo, hope it wasn't too traumatic to walk into!

Mini said...

Auty Peas

Ok I wont be rude,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!(Old but not cold hey!-Just Kidding)

Jislaaik but we still want a PARRTYYYYYY!!!!!

Mwah(x28):)

Elle said...

lol... I was 17 then dude... I was not as knowlegdable as today's 17 yr olds...

Peas on Toast said...

Mini - thanks babe, Aunty Peas doesn't feel a day over...27 :)
xx

Elle - oh hell, I here you. KIDS THESE DAYS. hahaha
I only learnt what the word 'fuck' was when I was 15.

Used it ever since. ;)

joe said...

Happy Happy peas, but only for Sunday.

May you smash the couch with glee, but preferably with me! (See, I can rhyme too)

Peas on Toast said...

haha, thanks very much Joe! ;)

Revolving Credit said...

Mmm...a birthday couch warming party, hungover, flungover, doneover, over &over...how ever you want it.

You need to start practising for the sexual peak thing.

Have a fun night and a painless hangover..& Happy Buffday for Sunday.

Elle said...

you've been tagged peas http://todaytrip.blogspot.com/2008/09/five-addictions.html

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Revvie! xx

Elle - thanks Elle, I'll take a look!

happy snapper said...

Happy birthday for Sunday Peas! And enjoy your mojitos!

Say....I think we need a picture of the brand spanking new red couch hmmm?

Peas on Toast said...

Snapper - why thanks dollface!

Tell you what, I'll get a picture for you..once it has been christened, how's about that? ;)

happy snapper said...

Ha ha! Nice Peas! As long as you scotch guard it first to prevent stains :)

Peas on Toast said...

Dude, as Towelie says, 'Don't forget to bring a towel!'

;)

happy snapper said...

Ah, Towelie is so wise :)