That's so exciting, let's all publicly wank.
Another pilates session.
Being a health freak for a week is grand. Because it's only for a week.
But back to wanking, before I fade away completely. Googled a few things about
Men in a romantic sense, at least in this country, frustrate and irritate me. They're all...the same. Just kind of morph into one another, and if they don't, they're morphing into women. Frankly. Or are settled or married, and yawn, enough.
So until I meet an amazing French/Italian/Czech/Spanish/Latvian god, with beautiful rich, dark brown hair....who is spat down from heaven in such a manner that the direct intention is that he was meant to fall on my feet specifically, I'll stick to self love.
I searched wank stats. However on searching for is masturbation good exercise?, I found a tantric site (with go-geous ho-geous purple crushed satin as the background template), with some interesting results:
If you do not have the open heart nor the willingness to experiment; or if you are irritated by the idea of masturbation, please simply skip this page.
I read on.
I suggest you have a session with yourself every day, as a meditation, for three months, and see what the results are for yourself.
OK, so like yoga.
On answerbag.com: Is masturbation a futile exercise? Answer: Only if you don't ejaculate.
Wikipedia said that wanking's many benefits include stress and depression alleviation, lowered blood pressure, decreased risk of prostate cancer and heart disease, increased sense of self worth, and some 'professionals consider it a cardiovascular workout.'
They left out increased libido.
No real mis-benefits were mentioned except for 'potential penile fracture.'
Ouch fuck. Yay for having a poen, is all I can say.
PS: I didn't mean to overly criticise men and whack them all into the same male receptacle.
There are some lovely fellas out there. I just haven't met them yet. Kidding kidding, honestly.
PPS: Happy wanking.
PPPS: I'm in bed with cramps this morning, so I feel about as sexual as a car component right now.