Friday, October 24, 2008

melon slammers & japan

Am, with the rest of my office, extremely hungover.
Team dinner.

At Orient in Melrose Arch. Always great food. Had the seared slamon with ginger-infused mash potato.

Woke up on and off the entire night, plagued by unforgiving pukiness.

Not so sure about that salmon now. Even though it was seared to perfection and the flakes were just melting off like they're meant to. Like in the fantasy of my final meal in the event I was ever sent to the electric chair, because I did something naughty in Texas.

Perhaps the prawn cakes? Or maybe, more likely, the melon slammers?
Am feeling the nauseous side of the back end of a bus.

But in general, wine diet going considerably well, am pleased to report.

Memory, not as hot. Was calling a colleague's husband Hank the whole evening. And that's not his name.

Awesome.

And have re-experienced and rejuvenated my Spice Girls album.

At least I dreamt about New Zealand last night. As in the country, not beached whales from said country and sexual relations thereof.

Fuck.

PS: In other news, Amazon Japan is already selling my book. Which doesn't exist for another month. I wonder what they're saying?

Hilarious. Apparently I'm....big in Japan.

27 comments:

harold said...

you know of course you can use the babelfish to translate numerous languages (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/). even *insert karate sound here* japanese *have far away crouching tiger stare in eyes*. its just one cut, paste and translate button away ! or you can just conveniently click on the "translate this page" button. wasabi.

Peas on Toast said...

harold - I know I know, how do you think i've written German and Spanish and Greek into my cartoons.

I just haven't had the time what with my hectic schedule involving wine and melon slammers. :)

Will do it in my lull today!

Peas on Toast said...

Publisher, to author: “Medium seeing! Isn't the book introduced with search”? Mushy Peas ON Toast (the paperback) Laurian Clemence (the work) still there is no customer review. Now immediately please. At the time of order acceptance start of this commodity we inform the customer whom it registers, with E-mail.

Yawn. Myabe it'll be more interestign when the book is ACTUALLY out. :)

harold said...

and there i was thinking you can speak all these languages... people said i was gullible and i believed them.

i'm off to celebrate friday. *puff of smoke dissolving with dramatic string quartet exit*

Mel said...

Google translate gives a more forceful view: "Readers do not have yet. Now go."

Peas on Toast said...

harold - haha, no I prefer to believe that I can speka them! Don't give up on my dream harold. I like your exit though - very rah rah :)

Mel - hahahaha 'Now go. Fuckers' would've sounded more like it! :)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

ペーパーバック is Mushy Peas on Toast! That looks wicked, or maybe what your salmon would have looked like after the upchuck! LOL! Just kidding...this type of writing always looks bizarre!

Glad you dreamed about NZ - I'm getting worried about you! LOL
Gorgeous gal...I just adore the blog -you crack me up every day!

Hope you're feeling btter x

Peas on Toast said...

Blondie - or maybe what your salmon would have looked like after the upchuck!


ok ok. I think we're even. I dreamt about a 3000 kg KD Lang that one time, and now I'm feeling the arss end of pukey :)

We're even, Steven :)

But I strill love you to pieces! xx

kyknoord said...

Cool. Are you forever young as well?

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - yes.

The Zimmer frame is just for show.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Bahahahahaha!!! No, no, no...I am still loving YOU to pieces.

Wait. Hold the bus.

We sound um.... oh never mind.

Peas on Toast said...

Blondie - I was holding a bus in my dream the other night.

Let's not go there.

hahaha :) xx

Nessers said...

I too am hungover like a bastard today - the wine and the company was just too good. I need to know what helps cos my usual green ambulance and greasy breakfast in the form of a Russian (which I would normally never eat but it was the greasiest thing I could find on my way to work) have not helped - why oh why do we do this on "a school night"

Peas on Toast said...

Nessers - because it's more DARING on a school night :)

I suugest a toasted cheese. Smashed one in my pie hole just now. Good luck Nessers, know you're not alone!
xx

Miss T said...

Peas you absolutely need to buy this t-shirt!....i actually already have one :)..plus a few more from the same company

http://www.snorgtees.com/imhugeinjapan-p-255.html

Peas on Toast said...

Miss T - oooooh yes, I liiiiike this! :)

Mel said...

Peas and Nessers, cold pizza does the trick for me. And Creme Sober - but I think that's what you may have been referring to as you green ambulance Nessers.

Revolving Credit said...

I too felt the slight effects of the 1 and half bottles of red wine I drank, mixed with a few naughty jagers last nite.

Difference though is that unlike you, at 7am I was sleeping, not blogging and stayed in bed 'til 10:30.

I then had a double cheese burger for breakfast and now I'm ready for round 2.

Anyone for a G&T over luch??

Peas on Toast said...

Mel - I'm actually feeling ok now, after a double dose of biltong supreme and a cheese zarm. Cream Sober...okes....I can't believe you drink that stuff!

Forza. :)

Rev - I'm in. :)

Revolving Credit said...

You gonna have a book launch here in Cape Town??

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - Maybe, I'll def let you know.

I wonder if...Tokyo is nice this time of year?

Revolving Credit said...

You know that I'm gonna need a pornographed copy!

(That's when you ink your nipple and leave the imprint on the cover page of the book)

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - what a fucken FANTASTIC IDEA!

I'm in! Bring me ze ink baby, fetch me ze ink!

Bloody hell, now I don't have to use my hand!....uh....you know...for signing.)

Revolving Credit said...

I wonder if male writers suffer from blue balls?

Peas on Toast said...

I know non-writers who suffer from blue balls. I can tell ya.

But then again, I'm suffereing from Blue Boobs, innit mate! ;)

Rachel said...

It's also listed on amazon uk (here with the release date of 26 Nov. Looking forward to it!

Peas on Toast said...

Oh wow, thanks Rachel!
That sounds about right - 26 November!

xx