I'm going through some stuff at the moment, see. So here are my signs.
1) For the dude that harvested the grapes that resulted in the red wine product I drank last night:
2) To the thing/entity/higher being who made me have a bad hair life:
3) To the dude who was properly spading me at our office park canteen while I was dishing up from the self service salad bar:
4) I am missing someone.
5) I went out last night for a few drinks, mainly to be sociable.
6) I'm scared, because it's already surreal:
7) That silly guy who hurt me a little:
8) But luckily, the next few months:
9) My life until now (28 years, 1 month, 2 days):
10) I am:
11) Sometimes I get all caught up with shit and therefore get sad, but 90% of the time, I am like:
12) Me:
25 comments:
I think you may have forgotten this sign
Are you saying I'm a donkey Rev??
You wanna come over hear and say that again bugger?
;)
Well, I was referring to the lovely ass part.
But..if I come over, should I bring the €1.50???
Rev - ag bless you make me blush.
No for that compliment, you can come over for free.
One time only. Cash in now while you can.
This ass is going to South America in...2 months. And it's going to come right. In all sorts of ways.
If I play my cards right, that is.
Hey,
Where did you get the signs from? I really like them, I want to use one for an invite I'm making. Thanks!
Best you watch out on the South American trip.
You may end up going there with a ass and coming back with a llama.
And somehow, telling peeps that you're going out on Friday nite to shake your llama just doesn't really do it???
Anon - click on the 'Definelife' link there and she has a shpeel about it in her blog with a link to the site. They're nifty aren't they?
Rev - I rather like that though. Shake my llama.
It at least sounds half-ori-jaai nal.
;)
Like you have a toight Llama.
or
You have the perfect Alpaca
Rev - I fucking hope I have a toight llama mate.
I'm working on it. It's been almost a month of no smoking, and now I'm drinking water to ensure the llama stays toight.
God that sounds revolting. tee hee :)
PS: You can tell me how nice my llama is anytime. Step into my study :)
Well both llamas and alpacas are of the family Camelidae.
So they shouldn't need too much water.
It does make sense though to refer to woman's ass as a llama or an alpaca.
Seeing as they are both camelids, they'll both have...(drum roll please)...cameltoes!
I was just going to say, how appropriate - camels have toes, innit mate?
FYI. I have just quaffed a Lucozade and a Red Bull to stay awake, because Aunty Peas was out late last night.
And no I am so hypercative I'm about to fly through the fucken ceiling.
Didn't realise llamas could fly!
Well, normally when your llama starts to leviate on it's own it means that you're probably feeling quite hot!
You didn't take the dolphin to the office, did you?
Rev - no I've yet to bring my sexual merchandise to work. I'm such a prude.
But if it means Llamas Could Leviate, maybe I bloody well should :)
Although, this Red Bull did what it promised. It gave me wings man. I'm frigging bouncing everywhere!
Boucing sounds good.
It's also a goods test of your llama.
Like, is it toight enough for me to bounce coins off??
Then we could turn your butt firming exercise into a drinking game.
Did someone just say drinking game??
Shit I'm seriosuly wired.
This Red Bull game has gone too far.
Lionel Richie is starting to sound liKE techno in my ears.#
WTF.
HELP!
Can you clench you butt to the beat?
Fuck bro, I was clenching my ass to the beat during dancing!
I think I need to walk around...I'm going stir crazy around here!
Pop off home, whack off hard, get rid of the energy and return to work.
Nah.
I decided to have another Red Bull.
It's a bodily experiment. To see what happens.
Watch this space. It's gonna be nasssty.
THE SOUND OF RUSHING WATER ALL AROUND ME IS DISCONCERTING.
IS IT CAFFEINE INDUCED TINITUS OR WHAT. IT'S WEIRD AS.
Look at your hands..are there transparent??
Is this experient the Running of the Red Bulls?
DUDE SERIOSULY IT FEELS LIEK I'VE BEEN LIT ON FIRE.
WOAH MAN.
THE WALLS...STUFF..LITTLE SHAPES AND STUFF ARE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS....IT'S VERY PRETTY BUT A LITTLE DISCONCERTING AND IM BLINKING A LOT
Are you seeing little pink fluffy flying llama? If so please say hi, I love those guys.
po - i wish mate.
THIS IS ONE CRAZY TRIP.
THIS CAFFIENE IS CRAZEEEEE SHIT.
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