Thursday, January 29, 2009


Had a few people over for some pie and wine last night.

Pie and wine on a rainy night is all that and a bag of chips.

Also, having an ex-game ranger boyfriend definitely has its perks. (Besides the fact he is the only human I know that can actually pull off khaki), but last night Chester was teaching me lion mating calls.

Lion mating calls, leopard mating calls, monkey mating calls, yak mating calls, he knows them all.

It was steamy.

I'm just saying.

Hope you enjoyed that, neighbours. Tune in again next time.

PS: The lion one goes something like this: Heeeeumph. Heeeeumph. The emphasis is on the 'umph' at the end. Man it's saucy.


Anonymous said...

thank god I'm not your neighbour! lol. anyways, saw a bit about your book in the Fair Lady yesterday, coooooooooool, just wanted to say that :)

have a lovely day, and a shnuuubenpufen to you (mating call of the platypus - not really but whatever)


Peas on Toast said...

Chan - thanks darlink! Yeah Bless good old Fair Lady...:)

The mating call of the platypus! I like it! Am gonna see if Ches knows that one too :)

Revolving Credit said...

So, did he bite you behind the neck while he mounted you from behind?

PS. Were the dinner guests still there...kinda like going on a Craighall safari?

po said...

What about yak? How did yak go?

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - no we were pondering the wild mating calls on the couch with Moby playing on in the background you cheeky farker :)

But there was definitely a Craighall safari going on :) Yummy!

Peas on Toast said...

Po - nnyyyyyeeee-ack! ;)

boldly benny said...

I think you and Chester should start a music duo - you do the piano and backing vocals and he can do his mating calls. It'll be just like Roxette, only completely different!

Revolving Credit said...

So, you like the platypus?

Have you met its cousin, the Echidna?

They're kinky buggers where mating is where animal orgy meets congo!

Go check it

Peas on Toast said...

Benny - he did some beat boxing last night too - amazing! I think you have an excellent suggestion there doll, I love it! :)

Rev - Echidna? Seriously? Wow Revvie, it looks like your animal knowledge is not far behind Chester's, impressive :)
And from whence does this knowledge hail?

Mini said...

So were you a crouching tiger,hidden dragon,panting HORSE?

Or did you simply ROAAAR with flavour?


Peas on Toast said...

Mini - I tried to mimic him, but I came off whinniying like a retarded buck. ;)

Gold digger said...

It all brings up a memory of a scene in Ace Ventura where he takes his lady friend into his room. All the animals outside are going nuts with mating calls. "In the jungle the mighty jungle, the Lion shags toniiiiight......"

Whale said... you learn these mating calls while you were boefing? That would be hilarious: doing animal mating calls while you're mating.

Peas on Toast said...

Whale - the question is, Esquire, did you rip your pants this morning?? ;)

Whale said...

Dude...those mating calls were so convincing even the Pope would have ripped his jeans with his bulge!

kyknoord said...

How about that? Turns out the guys who delivered my fridge also know lion mating calls.

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - so, while they are loading the fridge into your apartment they were yapping 'Nyyyehumph' over and over again?

And you let them INSIDE??;)

Ches said...

Whale - So your 'peacock' mating call ripped your pants huh. Was that after a well greasy barito?

Peas on Toast said...

Ches - Whale's on a 'fitness' regime these days. But he DID have Dirty Bird the other day without inviting me!



He said something about 'I'm saving your relationship Peas.'

I was most annoyed. ;)

The Blonde Blogshell said...

From cows and chicken to lions and monkeys... this gives us a WHOLE NEW meaning to BEASTIALITY!

Hahahaha :-)

Those drinks need to be done immediately :-)

Peas on Toast said...

Blondie - by the sounds of things, we need to go drinking PRONTISSIMO.
I'm away this weekend, but I'm gonna call you and schedule a day next week for us to go out and get shitefaced. Keen? xx

Anonymous said...

It's 30/01 14:21pm....where are you? what happened to today's post?

Hope you're okay!!!