Friday, February 13, 2009

you look like someone...

So, The Gilb, over dinner last night told me he’d found my pornalike. The Ant says, “Don’t worry, in the picture, you’re not even…face to face with a penis.”

Oh, radical.

He has found shades of his friends in some of the lewder pictures on his computer, and I look like one – or so he says. The fact he finds similarities in lewd pictures cracks me the hell up. Even more so that The Ant finds it vaguely amusing too.

We had quiche.

And the Ant told me that the underground clubs in Berlin are fraught with techno music stuck in an 80s timewarp and everyone does robot movements.

Berlin Zeit was made for me.


Ps: The pics? Am not convinced. For one I wouldn’t wear ponytails, evah, and two, no ways man. Completely different bone structure. [Not that bone structure, the other kind].

24 comments:

Gilbert said...
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Gilbert said...

You would probably not pull your face like that in the throws of passion! But post the better one!

icepick said...

That techno stuff doesnt sound that bad. Elecro beats rock huh?

Peas on Toast said...

Sjeelberr - the 'funny' one involves a great big throbbing penis...I'm scared!

icepick - I'm STOKED for the techno stuff dude. Can't wait! :)

livingladolcevita said...

Hey, having a p0rn lookalike is better than not being goodlooking enough to have have a p0rn look alike. Or something. Right?

Peas on Toast said...

hahahaha Dolce :)

But then,has anybody really noticed mega-porn-penis-king Dirk Diggler's FACE through all that man meat??

Rory said...

Thats Jenna Haze, one of the more famous starlets. Takes it in the batty big time.

Revolving Credit said...

Can't really compare, post a pic of yourself in a similar pose for comparative purposes.

Peas on Toast said...

Rory - well mate, you sure know the cast. So she parks a bike up the dirt track eh?

Rev - wait, let me just take off my nun's outfit quickly...

:)

tyrone said...

Dirt track... BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:-)

Jislaaik, my innocent eyes can't cope.

tyrone said...

But Peas. How about an A3 glossy print for my wall?

Peas on Toast said...

tyrone - there were some pretty...eye opening. And even me - the dirty nun - was blushing :)

Peas on Toast said...

tyrone - haha, only if I/Jenna Haze (?) can sign it right?

Rory said...

All in the interest of science ;-)

... go to Google Image search -> Click preferences -> Use strict Filtering. Save preferences. Search for Jenna Haze.

Be damn well sure its on strict filtering unless your boss considers "pushing putty" safe for work.

Peas on Toast said...

wahahahahaha. Thanks, Prof Rory. All in the name of science eh?
'pushing putty'.........wow. I love it when you talk dirty.

tyrone said...

Hell Peas, for an A3 print you can sign whatever you like... ;-)

I might even bring my dirt bike to fetch it!

tyrone said...

PS! What can alles of you like to be doing for falentines daai?

Peas on Toast said...

tyrone - the day of LOVE?
Chilling wiff me brevren. All girls banquet and a little bit of ass shaking afterwards. Will be my first V-Day doing this in...I counted...how's this...EIGHT YEARS.
Very refreshing. Unchartered terroritory, being single on this day ;)

Rory said...

Dirty is my middle name. Well not really, its Harvey, but it would be cool if it was.

Been reading your blog for ages Peas and thought it was about time I said hi.

(second time I wrote that cos my internet seems broke.. might be the dodgy google searches)

Peas on Toast said...

Nice to make your acquaintance, Rory Harvey :)

And thanks for the lewd Goog Image serach tips. Always welcome here :)

tyrone said...

Well friends of mine have whoreganised a v-day party at Tokyo Star in Greenside. R50 entrance which goes to charity - Mam Tiny - a lady in Thembisa who cooks for 70 families every Tuesday and lunch for local orphans every day, out of her shack.

I think it'll be fun.

Come along all you peeps and bring your brevren!

Peas on Toast said...

tyrone - that DOES sound like fun, and for a good cause too. We might very well pop out there after dinner! :)

tyrone said...

NICE!

If you do come through, you better find me. Even if it means going to every ballbearer in the place and asking their names.

kyknoord said...

Do you think The Gilb has sent her an email saying he knows her Real Lifealike? I'll bet he has.