Friday, May 29, 2009

pump it up pump up the jam


I taught people how to do the Retarded Washing Machine last night.

In between mains and dessert. To Pump Up The Jam.

Haven’t done that in ten years.

Having a French man stay on my couch next week.

I hope he’s not a fucken axe murderer.
If he’s not, I’ve struck gold.

13 comments:

icepick said...

Just make sure he cuts his toe nails...

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - ok......does that differentiate axe-murderes from the rest of us? Do tell!

Monkigirl said...

He cuts his toe-nails = Normal
He keeps the cuttings = Weird
He keeps YOUR cuttings = Call the police

We've been so spoilt with uber long posts :-(

Have a good weekend Peas, see you at the Wine Show ;-)

Peas on Toast said...

Monki - CLASSIC.
OK...I'll watch out for those long toenails then...interesting concept - never thought THIS would come out of my lame four-line post this morning :) ha ha

See you with glass in hand Monki!
xx

Mini said...

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Yo!
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
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While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
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Get your boody on the floor tonight
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Yo!
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
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Get your boody on the floor tonight
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Get your boody on the floor tonight
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Get your boody on the floor tonight


BOY DID I LOVE THIs JAM( I STILL DO :)

Peas on Toast said...

Mini - oh man you're the BEST!
The only parts of that sogn I know are the chorus - obviously - now I can learn them off by heart!

Classic! :)

James said...

A French guy staying on your couch? Is that via CouchSurfing.com?

Looking forward to hearing how that goes...

Peas on Toast said...

James - well if I die, via axe, you know where to go first :(

Nessers said...

How can I get a french guy to sleep on my couch?

Peas on Toast said...

www.couchsurfing.com :)

Charmskool said...

If a French guy slept on my couch my dog would be mightily pissed. He sneaks onto the couch every night when I go to bed. He thinks I don't know he's doing it but when a red dog the size of a pony sleeps on your couch he tends to leave hairy evidence. I guess "my" French guy would have to sleep on my bed - it would be the only polite thing to do hey? I don't mind sharing - I'm nice that way..

Peas on Toast said...

cHARM - HAHAHAHA!

Depends how much wine I plan to drink I suppose :)
And after all the sweet nothings when we parlez-vous with each other, who knows.

Or I die.

One of two right?

Nadira said...

No time lik the present peas..quite partial to the Irish myself...know any Gaelic charmers..?