Tuesday, July 07, 2009

R50 off just for you

So hold the phone. Look what I got couriered to me the other day. Whilst at my desk, hating the world.

A spanking, bright new Give Peas A Chance t-shirt.

Isn’t it a meneer?

Even from this angle which was meant to slightly accentuate my tits a bit more [fail]:

Now I buy a ton of promo crap, as you might’ve established. Stupid crap like Jaesors and a shirt emblazoned with ‘Tiger Wheel & Tyre’ or a Flora margarine nail brush. Or like that one time, a fucken cap with ‘Absolute Vodka’s Blogger Of The Year’ on it.

Only to bash my head repeatedly against a wall and ask of the Universe, ‘WHY? Why do I do this to myself?’

This guy, I love. And it came with a FREE badge, no strings attached. It also obviously is slightly applicable to my life, what with the vibe being about peas.

And peace. If you hate peas, or even if you hate me (couldn’t imagine why, I’m so fucking lovable), you can always buy one of these bad boys for world peace. Made for girls and wankers – kidding for girls AND guys – that’s YOU, yes you dog, who gets a R50 discount - because you read this blog.

I’m not Isobel Jones, this is for serious.

Just by adding ‘PeasOnToast’ in the coupon section. Fifty. Ronts. Off. An. Already. Reasonably.Priced. Kiff. Shirt.

And you’ll be supporting South African design, a true blue pukka awesome South African website, and fuck, frankly, you’ll look as dashing as me.

Not convinced? Fine – check out this bad boy with all the right props:

With a loaded gun* [Jokes parents]:
At your next bacherlorette party [intentionally hazy because you’ll be fucked on tequila either way:]
With a bicycle pump: [Why not?]
At Mardi Gras, baby:
When you get arrested by a man who poses as a policeman with a toight set of man-buns:

Thank you to the dudes at Springleap.com. You guys seriously rock the foam party.


Monkigirl said...

I gots ta gets me one! It's just a cool shirt, even without the peasy reference.

Peas on Toast said...

Tis innit Monki?

I think it's rather fetching myself, even without the petits pois. :)
Do it! :)

DelBoy said...

Still looking for the boobies! :-P

Peas on Toast said...

Don't strain your eyes there DelBoy, you'll be here alllll day! ;)

icepick said...

How soft is the material/cotton? As I usually prefer having a feel of my t-shirt before purchase :) haha

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - softer than a baby's backside after it's been massaged with nappy cream and powdered with a silk brush.


icepick said...

Awe... decent.

Cos some of these designs are brilliant!

I dont exactly know what its called, but is the design printed on using that hard plastic stuff - that one cannot iron over?
Or is it, blended with the cotton - using some other method that I also cannot name?

EricEdelstein said...

heya icepick,

Eric here from springleap.

We use both methods for printing.

Some are plastisol which is the hard feel (but we use a special method to make it softer, but yeah - you should try not to iron it).

The other type is water based printing, where it is part of the tshirt.

This one is plastisol though, but we have tried to make it as soft as possible.

But to get the vibrancy of the colours we needed to use plastisol with this print.

let me know if you have any other questions...


Peas on Toast said...

hahaha, and there's your answer - nice detail there Eric :)

icepick said...

Haha ye after i commented, i kinda figured im prob asking the wrong person(soz Peas) :)

Shot for the reply Eric. I have a few custom t's with both types on(sharper coloured ones - hard; and dull printed ones - blend; plus sharp and dull colours blended on white t's - seems this white doesnt matter).

Thanks for clarifying!
N wicked t's! :)

Revolving Credit said...

So was the one post so that we could check out your cans?

Jade Avinir said...

Love this Tee on you - esp with your shiny pearls :)Tough and girlie!

puffin said...

First time reading your blog and i gotta luvit... you're fucking brilliant Peas!!! Hysterically funny.

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - no that's for next week Rev. I have to pump them up first. :)

One needs spectacles for me cans :)

Jade - why thank you :) *blush * xx

puffin - hahaha thanks so much! Glad you like it, bless your little cotton socks! x

Revolving Credit said...

Nice pump!

Peas on Toast said...

You wanna borrow it?

Revolving Credit said...

Why, did you think I need to work on my stroke?

PS. When last did you go for a ride?

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - I went for a ride approximately....two weeks ago!

Serial :)

Monkigirl said...

Springleap must love you Peas. I see all the girls P-shirts (geddit?) have sold out.

Peas on Toast said...

Monki - are you SERIOUS??
I know the girls shirts, the small and larges were gone before I posted this morning, but ALL OF THEM??


Monkigirl said...

I was pottering around on their site, and I saw something along the lines of that they print only 108 of each design, that includes all 8 sizes. So it's serially limited edition. Yay me! I have one!

Revolving Credit said...

Sounds like you're in demand.

Maybe you should autograph a few of these P-shirts...oohh...wait, you should pornograph some of them, from the inside...like put them on pBay.

Peas on Toast said...

Yay for you Monkigirl - very cool, I'll be able to check YOU out on the town now! :)

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - do you want a personal pornograph bugger? ;)

8ball said...

Peasy....my Wednesday just freed up - I found out Xred is going to be at Big T's dinner...pretty sure you're going too, but on the off chance that you're not...our local she is calling

There's little wrong with these plastisol Tees
And they're branded with ads for our Peas
But it wouldn't hurt
To have a magic shirt
That turned Peas B's into double D's

The Dude said...

Are you wearing pants? Or are you just Tee-zing us?

Peas on Toast said...

8ball - I'm not going either - should we meet for a little 'how's your father'? At ze local to beat all locals? ;)

Dude - I ALWAYS wear the pants. Well mostly. Well sometimes. :)

EricEdelstein said...

heya, Eric here from springleap AGAIN.

we just announced a 24 hour FLASH sale on springleap, on EVERYTHING, so thought i'd post the email we just sent out in case u didn't see it. (coz we wouldn't want the mushy peas readers to miss out on this)

here's the mail:

springleap.com FLASH sale starts NOW!

50% off everything for 24 hours ONLY with coupon: twitterpower

FIFTY PERCENT OFF 4 24 HOURS ONLY! (+free door to door courier anywhere in SA, and airmailed anywhere in the world).

If you haven't tried springleap yet, don't miss this chance...

We have 2000 tshirts in our stock room ONLY so be quick if you want to get your favourite design before they're SOLD OUT.

Remember, the coupon code when you check out to get 50% off your entire purchase is: twitterpower

Here's your starting point: http://www.springleap.com/shop