Thursday, July 08, 2010
everyone has one, nuns
something i haven't accounted for.
my electronic love wand. the bushwhacker 3000. the quasi-copulatory appliance. my dildo.
what the devil do immigrating people do with their sex toys? I mean, i've been told that uk customs will open my boxes. and frankly, i've moved on from the bushwhacker. it was great three years ago, but now, there's, er, zootier stuff on the market that fulfills my basic animalistic needs.
so. where does one put a big pink dildo? do i throw it in the bin and hope the gardener doesn't find it? do i throw it in the neighbour's hedge? do i leave it with a mate for a rainy day/the day bushwhacker's come back in vogue?
basically. i have 6 days left to decide what will come of this sexual instrument.
ps: yes i know i'm typing in lower case. that's the world's fault for using a shift key and making such a fuss about it.