Friday, December 17, 2010
fritzl & schnitzel
We have full-blown motherfarking flu.
I've taken 8000 miligrams of Vitamin C, and am envisioning Viennese sheets and platters of schnitzel delivered to our door as room service, while we sip morosely on Lem Sip.
Or alternatively, we man up, grow a pair, and push through. I mean it's only going to be negative twenty degrees when we arrive, and I'm going to want to go out, speak pigeon German and drink gluhwein.
Let's go to Austria.
Where Fritzl built a bunker, schnitzel is more common than strudel, Mozart came out of his mother's uterus, The Sound Of Music was filmed, where Julie Andrews ran over the Alps in her boss' curtains, where yodeling comes from, and where Freud came out his mother's uterus.