Friday, December 17, 2010

fritzl & schnitzel


We have full-blown motherfarking flu.

I've taken 8000 miligrams of Vitamin C, and am envisioning Viennese sheets and platters of schnitzel delivered to our door as room service, while we sip morosely on Lem Sip.

Or alternatively, we man up, grow a pair, and push through. I mean it's only going to be negative twenty degrees when we arrive, and I'm going to want to go out, speak pigeon German and drink gluhwein.

Edelwiess.

Let's go to Austria.

Where Fritzl built a bunker, schnitzel is more common than strudel, Mozart came out of his mother's uterus, The Sound Of Music was filmed, where Julie Andrews ran over the Alps in her boss' curtains, where yodeling comes from, and where Freud came out his mother's uterus.

3 comments:

cassey said...

I hope you both feel better soon enough to have lots of fun.

Peas on Toast said...

*cough splutter sniff * thanks cassey! Hope you have an excellent weekend :)

Spear The Almighty said...

You say it like the Sound of Music was a good thing. That movie was a phsycological thriller. I'm scarred for life.