We are stuck in Vienna as most of Europe is closed. As in all airports shut, including Heathrow due to stupid fuckbag inconveniently shit jizzsack snow.
How to turn an amazing long weekend in two new beautiful countires into a cluster fuck of chaos. From nice weekend away into 'fuck. We are trapped.'
It's like when the volcano erupted in Iceland, people pissed off and trying to get somewhere, queue rage, trying to get on overstuffed trains, me losing my rag with a rude queue pusher lesbian at 4am this morning. Lack of sleep.
Good thing I've bought extra underwear. Know Vienna airport quite well now.
I wonder if we'll get home before Christmas.