Just asked my bridesmaids to load the dart gun.
It will be used for either myself and/or stressy-mode family members.
April has just hit, and the realisation that I will be getting married in three weeks.
Like three weeks. It's April. Sweet Christ I am far-reeking out.
Literally haven't slept for two days. I'm going to need some:
1) seriously calm people around me over the next three weeks
2) seriously armed people around me over the next three weeks (tranquillisers, dart guns, alcohol, anti-anxiety, anti-spasmodic, anti-inflammatory..)
3) people who have their shit together. Who don't fuck things up or cause unnecessary stress by making more stress.
Jesus. It's happening. It's April and I am anxious.
PS: Spa day in Kent was lovely. Should've done it this week.