Wednesday, November 30, 2005

repercussions

About two posts down, I basically said something to my New Ex along the lines of, "I hope a pimple the size of Dante's Peak grows on your nose and obscures your face."

In a cruel and coincedental twist of fate, me, Peas on Toast, has a pimple the size of the Matterhorn growing on on the left side of my nose, turning me into the pictureque muse of a deformed unicorn.

Moral of the story? Don't do what I did. Because it comes back to haunt you tenfold.

Make-up won't even hide this baby.

10 comments:

zuzula said...

I'm having a bad face day too! At 6.30 this morning, in the dark, I decided it would be a great idea to apply some fake tan. it wasn't. The strip lights are being very unforgiving about the streaks of orange on my face!

Peas on Toast said...

Lol, Z, I do that all the time! :)

The worst thing is that the fake tan gets between my fingers and I forget to wash it off, so I have this beeeyooodiful brown/ornage blob formation between each finger. Attractive...

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

this might be a great day for a hat!

Peas on Toast said...

Janie - If anything the hat will ensure that my 'second nose' won't get burnt in the sun :) What I need is one of those dentist masks.

zuzula said...

yes i get that too! And always manage to tan that funny little lump on the side of both wrists. they look like little tree stumps... sigh....

Peas on Toast said...

yes! those lumps!

I hate the foot problem too. You blend, blend and belnd, but always end up with blotchy marks on the feet, or white feet and brown legs, with a severe line in between...
And they wonder why we decide to fry ourselves on the beach instead!

She of the handbag said...

"I hope you lose 2 stone and you hair straightens naturally!"

Am gleefully awaiting the repercussions;)

As for the tan of fakeage ... sigh, I gave up on it ages ago as I just ended up looking either (a) like streaky bacon (b) like Kat Slater - an overtanned, caked in make up tart with a heart (c) a and b.

November Rain said...

yeah in wicca we call it the law of three
it is also called karma

proxide (sp?) helps dry it up

Peas on Toast said...

Handbag - Thanks for your wish dear, yay!

Novy - I've heard that. Next time I'll be more careful about what I wish upon the man.

Billy said...

As a thick (or inattentive) male i must attest to being shocked that women use self tan. I can see the need for it but i never knew it worked convincingly enough to still be used by today’s empowered women.