About two posts down, I basically said something to my New Ex along the lines of, "I hope a pimple the size of Dante's Peak grows on your nose and obscures your face."
In a cruel and coincedental twist of fate, me, Peas on Toast, has a pimple the size of the Matterhorn growing on on the left side of my nose, turning me into the pictureque muse of a deformed unicorn.
Moral of the story? Don't do what I did. Because it comes back to haunt you tenfold.
Make-up won't even hide this baby.
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I'm having a bad face day too! At 6.30 this morning, in the dark, I decided it would be a great idea to apply some fake tan. it wasn't. The strip lights are being very unforgiving about the streaks of orange on my face!
Lol, Z, I do that all the time! :)
The worst thing is that the fake tan gets between my fingers and I forget to wash it off, so I have this beeeyooodiful brown/ornage blob formation between each finger. Attractive...
Janie - If anything the hat will ensure that my 'second nose' won't get burnt in the sun :) What I need is one of those dentist masks.
yes i get that too! And always manage to tan that funny little lump on the side of both wrists. they look like little tree stumps... sigh....
yes! those lumps!
I hate the foot problem too. You blend, blend and belnd, but always end up with blotchy marks on the feet, or white feet and brown legs, with a severe line in between...
And they wonder why we decide to fry ourselves on the beach instead!
"I hope you lose 2 stone and you hair straightens naturally!"
Am gleefully awaiting the repercussions;)
As for the tan of fakeage ... sigh, I gave up on it ages ago as I just ended up looking either (a) like streaky bacon (b) like Kat Slater - an overtanned, caked in make up tart with a heart (c) a and b.
yeah in wicca we call it the law of three
it is also called karma
proxide (sp?) helps dry it up
Handbag - Thanks for your wish dear, yay!
Novy - I've heard that. Next time I'll be more careful about what I wish upon the man.
As a thick (or inattentive) male i must attest to being shocked that women use self tan. I can see the need for it but i never knew it worked convincingly enough to still be used by today’s empowered women.
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