Saturday, November 05, 2005

rolling in the hay

All my friends are getting laid. All my single friends that is.
I'm meant to have it on tap, but it's not quite like that at the moment.
I get the e-mail this morning: "Good morning (Peas on Toast)! Isn't it just a glorious day??"
Wopah. Moogs got laid.

Then another one: "Hi (Peas). It only took me 1.5 minutes to get to work this morning, and I'm still in the clothes I was wearing yesterday. Let's just say that I got more than I bargained for by being dragged to an art exhibition yesterday."

Then an sms yesterday: "(Peas), what do u mean this is the official third napover i've had?"

And on top of it, I think my nasty ex is seeing someone. So he's making bacon as well. Ponce.

Crickey Moses.

15 comments:

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Peas on Toast said...

What, did you get laid too, Smokey?

And if not, it's because your life revolves around road construction in pennsylvania. Just a thought.

zuzula said...

well I'm single and I didn' get laid last night! I did however have some very nice wine with a good friend. hmmm... wine or sex? that's actually a tough choice.

Peas on Toast said...

Tough choice it is! Tonight I will be romanced by copious crucibles of wine, cos I know I ain't getting laid! :)

Somehow takes the sexual frustration away doesn't it?

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

hey, i thought your boytoy was back, don't tell me he's holding back?

Peas on Toast said...

Janie - yip he's back, we've just been missing each other over the last few days, having to go to work functions. Hopefully I'll get some soon! ;)

zuzula said...

i actually think I'd choose wine. at least if the bottle's no good you can send it back and demand a replacement!

Ed Abbey said...

Speaking of getting laid and wine, I am going to have to throw out the wine in my house. I found out my wife has been laid once too many times. She pregnant! Actually that is good news and I do have three hours before she gets home so I could polish off the wine myself so that she isn't tempted.

Peas on Toast said...

Z - Touche. And you don't have to look at it the next day when you're living with the regret.

Ed - Congratulations Ed! Fantastic news! Hope it all goes well, keep me updated ok. :)

November Rain said...

peas you know women can purchase a best friend and no I dont mean diamonds

Nettie said...

I'm starting to think you actually enjoy the spammers, evil creatures.

She of the handbag said...

Hmmm no action for the London singletons ... bah! Lots of wine though:)

Peas on Toast said...

Novy - a friend of mine found a dude on eBay who was trying to sell his "ghost" that haunted his house for $4 000. So anything's possible :)

Nettie - Yeah, they're charming :)

Handbag - Yay, so I'm not the only one! More wine more wine!

ziggystardust73 said...

peas, handbag, you're definitely not the only ones!

I too choose wine over sex.

Peas on Toast said...

ziggystardust - we're not alone! Here's to wine! Tchin tchin!