All my friends are getting laid. All my single friends that is.
I'm meant to have it on tap, but it's not quite like that at the moment.
I get the e-mail this morning: "Good morning (Peas on Toast)! Isn't it just a glorious day??"
Wopah. Moogs got laid.
Then another one: "Hi (Peas). It only took me 1.5 minutes to get to work this morning, and I'm still in the clothes I was wearing yesterday. Let's just say that I got more than I bargained for by being dragged to an art exhibition yesterday."
Then an sms yesterday: "(Peas), what do u mean this is the official third napover i've had?"
And on top of it, I think my nasty ex is seeing someone. So he's making bacon as well. Ponce.
Crickey Moses.
13 comments:
What, did you get laid too, Smokey?
And if not, it's because your life revolves around road construction in pennsylvania. Just a thought.
well I'm single and I didn' get laid last night! I did however have some very nice wine with a good friend. hmmm... wine or sex? that's actually a tough choice.
Tough choice it is! Tonight I will be romanced by copious crucibles of wine, cos I know I ain't getting laid! :)
Somehow takes the sexual frustration away doesn't it?
Janie - yip he's back, we've just been missing each other over the last few days, having to go to work functions. Hopefully I'll get some soon! ;)
i actually think I'd choose wine. at least if the bottle's no good you can send it back and demand a replacement!
Speaking of getting laid and wine, I am going to have to throw out the wine in my house. I found out my wife has been laid once too many times. She pregnant! Actually that is good news and I do have three hours before she gets home so I could polish off the wine myself so that she isn't tempted.
Z - Touche. And you don't have to look at it the next day when you're living with the regret.
Ed - Congratulations Ed! Fantastic news! Hope it all goes well, keep me updated ok. :)
peas you know women can purchase a best friend and no I dont mean diamonds
I'm starting to think you actually enjoy the spammers, evil creatures.
Hmmm no action for the London singletons ... bah! Lots of wine though:)
Novy - a friend of mine found a dude on eBay who was trying to sell his "ghost" that haunted his house for $4 000. So anything's possible :)
Nettie - Yeah, they're charming :)
Handbag - Yay, so I'm not the only one! More wine more wine!
peas, handbag, you're definitely not the only ones!
I too choose wine over sex.
ziggystardust - we're not alone! Here's to wine! Tchin tchin!
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