Wednesday, March 21, 2007

weekend nightmares are made of

Jesus fuck.

I think the bubonic plague that bought the suburb of Newtown to its knees in 1918 (you can check – this really did happen), was revirusized, and unwittingly injected into my veins Friday afternoon.
Never has a simple cut and dry case of influenza floored me so badly before. OK there was that one time in Std 6, but whatever.

So the weekend was spent in a flu-riddled delirium, with the help of pills and citro-effervescents. The dull throb that was nasal cavity and my teeth were sore, my nose was but falling off my face.

Then I discovered I was broke.
Then we broke up.

So all in all, this weekend was a peach.

On the bright side, E2 and C entertained me Sunday night, I can now fit into my Skinny Jeans and I did 63 Sudoku puzzles.

I finally broke down last night - so my eyes are attractively puffy slits in my face.

19 comments:

C said...

Punk, you know that you can still come tonight. Smash a couple in your face! Hope you're okay!

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks my little PK. I'll definitely meet you guys out later.
Make sure the Jaegermeister is cold! :)

Daytripper said...

Hey Peas.
Chin up and eyes open. You can see from your very own blog how lovable and wonderful you are. Don't let the post relationship blues cloud your sense of your own wonderful-ness!

kyknoord said...

A peach? Sounds more like a lemon to me. You know what they say, "When life hands you lemons - dig out the tequila & salt" Jah okay, so maybe I made up the last bit, but C might be onto something there...

Peas on Toast said...

Daytripper - Thanks big guy. I must say, I liken myself at present to a scab on the back of an old man's knee. Not feeling fabulous at all! But bless your little heart for tryin'. :)

Kyk - I heard tequila is one of the only alcohols that doesn't induce depression the next morning. (Gin being the worst.)
So you just may be onto something yourself. :)

Jam said...

A flu fuelled breakup. Hope he catches it too...kidding.
Let me know about tomorrow.
And remember to cry as much as you need to.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - the irony is he's had flu as well.
I think mine was just a more severe case. :(
Tomorrow sounds fantabulous. xx

boldly benny said...

Shame doll, when it rains it pours hey?! In the space of a month, my work life got turned on it's head, my car was written off, my sister was attacked, I stuffed up a ligament in my knee and I was dumped... I feel your pain. The way I see it is that the universe can't be that twisted and I have GOT to have some good karma coming my way! So perhaps you and I should both buy lotto tickets! Doing my best to keep positive - lots of strength to you xxB

Revolving Credit said...

Now, here's the trouble with trying to just skim read the post.

I read "..OK there was that one...std...whatever"

Only problem is, knowing me, I read std as S.T.D...sudden double take..WTF.

I recommend that you don't hangout in Newtown as you seem to be allergic.

But I've organised something special. Because this weekend was such a washout, I've organised a special mid-week break tomorrow, just so you can catchup.

You can thank me later! :p

godsgimp said...

Dude Rev, you organized the mid week break, you're my hero, after Gibbs of course.

Pea's- flu is over rated. Get yourself a bag of chewable vita c and pop those f%^&**ers like sweeties.

Insano said...

Benelyn 4 flu.

nuff said.

Champagne Heathen said...

I'll just give you a virtual hug...I ain't wanting flu bug. Ginger tea. Or ginger beer. Or ginger beer with pimms or something silly.

Betenoir said...

ah peas. oh well, look at it this way, next weekend can only be awesome by comparison...

try to save some of your germy tissues, so that at least you can infect your evil bosslady...

Phlippy said...

Peas - sorry about the break up luv, and while you're sick - not nice.

Champers - Ginger Tea is the answer what is the question ;-)

Billy said...

My darling peas, im so sorry to hear you're taking strain. Manhattan orgy tonight perhaps?

I graced the place with my presence on saturday for a bachelors. Was rather impressed with the female - male ratio and the quality of ladies, if i was single.................

Crawled out at 3am straight into a police roadblock...lovely.

karaoke queen said...

Aw peas. I hope you feel better soon in both ways. Just take a little time to catch up with yourself and you'll be ready for more in no time.

Koekie said...

Hi Peas - finally have a few seconds online... so sorry to hear about the misery that is you this last weekend.

I know you'll pull through, as always, but still... Shittyness all round. Sorry bugger.

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks guys - this flu is hanging on something epic and refuses to go away!
Another reason not to go out and smash face with random faceless men. :)

Anonymous said...

'Jesus fuck'..... isn't that a pretty start to a blog. Have you had a bible smashed over your head yet? The dove.