My step dad made me do the Myers-Briggs personality test the other day. The results were surprisingly surprising:
Extroverted (E) 82.76% Introverted (I) 17.24%
Intuitive (N) 54.29% Sensing (S) 45.71%
Thinking (T) 51.43% Feeling (F) 48.57%
Perceiving (P) 62.5% Judging (J) 37.5%
Risk taker, easy going, outgoing, social, open, rule breaker, thrill seeker, life of the party, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, appreciates strangeness, disorganised, adventurous, talented at presentation, aggressive, experience junky, insensitive, adaptable, messy, carefree, dangerous, fearless, careless, emotionally stable, spontaneous, improviser, always joking, player, wild and crazy, dominant, acts without thinking..
Then it all fell into place: ...not into organised religion, pro-weed legalisation.
The careers most suited to me include:
Dictator, international spy, comedian, music performer [karaoke or bust - Ed], fighter pilot, politician, game designer, freelance writer, news anchor, professional skateboarder, mechanical engineer, research scientist, judge, web developer, FBI agent, assassin.
Assassin. Why my school guidance counsellor neglected to steer me into the private killing industry is beyond me.
I mean, I could be put to great use for my dear old friend, The Dove – who is teaching English to a clutch of Spanish fledglings in Palma at the moment:
Subject: where the f$%#ck are you?
China. I have just been dragged around Aquamarine Land with a bunch of 3-year old Spanish kids who all took a liking to the dolphin pool. You try telling little Miguel that a dolphin is not a gold fish, and cannot be lifted out of the water by means of a net....
Holy shit bags, imagine me missioning around this place when it´s “school outing day” and there are about another ten other schools coming to see parrots speaking Spanish and seals jumping through hoops... And, ”shut the fuck up” is of no use whatsoever, 'cos not even the teacher understands it....
I'll give you the Uzi, you fire away china, fire away. Speaking of which, how is that anger management problem working for ya in light of all the crappola these days?