Between my Facebook fortune cookie saying Move on already, my horoscope saying, Although you don't believe you'll ever find someone as perfect as you, prepare for something unexpected, and my unbelievably high libido at present, I had another napover with Quadruple Napover Guy on Friday.
No, I didn't sleep with the chap – I don't just do that, and no, I'm not giving details of ac otherwise.
I was however asked by his prospective digsmate the following morning:
“So Peas, have you got POG?”
Peas: What's that?
“Post-orgasmic glow.”
Iksnay.
Other digsmate: “I'm hungry, you hungry Peas?”
Peas: Shit, I'm ravished. [pause] I mean, famished. Sorry.
Another crazy night was had at the Manhattan Club.
Let me tell you something for nothing: Everything is fine until you hit traffic, and lose everyone.
Like everyone in that place, I am single, drunk and horny. And maybe I am getting old – God I've been told enough times this week that I am, it's gotta have an affect on a girl eventually – but I can't stand being bumped the fuck around. Especially when a place is packed. Just going to the loo to take a slash there on a Friday night means one has to shimmy oneself past more drunk, horny and single people – snagging buttons and bra straps along the way.
Now I just file through people like Terry the quarterback guy. Bump into them and barge my way through snogging creatures, leaving “Bitch, you just bumped me” and “ouch ferfucksakes, you just stood on my foot, you skank” in my wake. It makes me smile.
Did flick a hoof on the dancefloor and drink tequila though, which was fun.
And on Sunday, I took a newcomer around Hillbrow to show him the real Joburg. I love playing David Attenborough of the Ghetto.
45 comments:
Hey peas,
I'm back for a few months next week - best you save some kick a hoof nights for me... You, C and I can rugby block people all the way around the Hat!
Dubia - oh yay! And a few months too, that is fantastic - looking forward. :)
x
Good times!
Acidicice - indeed :)
Um, QNG is he "king" the gentleman who took you home and left your panties on the other night...or is he someone else?
Excuse my ignorance :)
We need to find you a fuck-buddy!!
You can go out, shag the FB stukkend and then go home to spoon with NapHead.
Mmmm....will shut up now, this blog is PG rated...*whistles quietly to himself*....
8Ball - it is he... :)
Rev - Do you think this would sort me out? ;)
A regular jolly good rogering (pun intended) will sort you.
That or taking up a hobby like stamp-licking or coconut peeling or ant-farming....
I suggest you change his name to "multiple napover guy", or if you must play the numbers game, you might want to consider 4NG > 5NG > 6NG etc. (as the level increases)
Rev - My mate C suggested pottery classes last night. I kid you not.
Hmmmmmm....it's nice and...dirty.
Kyk - yip, I thought about that too. We'll see. ;)
Pottery??
You'll just end up still horny with a few dozen porcelain dildos scattered all around your flat!
Rev: Where's the problem? I don't see any problem with that where I'm sitting!
You're sitting on one of them right now, aren't you!!
Well give me a chance - haven't started the pottery classes yet :)
*laughs* Sounds like a brilliant weekend and WOOHOO for POG ;)
Boldly - he he, IKSNAY. I didn't actually say I had it :)
Maybe you were too exhausted to say anything!!
Maybe we played chess all evening. :)
Are you sure you weren't playing draughts??
Rev: you crack me, love the Blatant ness
Why, hi there Keri!Welcome!
*Mmmm....fresh meat*
Oohh Fresh meat!!!
Welcome to the abyss, keri.
Climb aboard the Keri-go-round!!
Enjoy the ride.
I intend to :)
Peas, still no news on Fridays podcast. Have you heard from Nic or Vince??
Was there any Flamebait or was it all just masturbate???
Revvie, from what I know I think it's up already? Not sure, am also looking forward to hearing it
Whoa, just re-read, you napped at his place, not at yours!!
So his digs mates all think/know that you're banging him. Are they buying the 'we're just spooning' line? or did the late night screaming and headboard banging give your game away??
Does that make him the new-cummer you terrorised around Hilbrow.
Rev - you're a bright little crayon, aren't you?
NO FUCKING BANGING MKAY. But yes he was the newcomer [no sic] and yes, I slept there.
Your attention to detail is quite something. :)
OK, maybe no banging, probably just a bit of lick you long time.
Does help keeping the sound levels down though, probably kinda difficult moaning out loud with you mouth full!
OK, Cockmaster: enlighten me with a tale about the best head you've ever received. You see, I haven't done it in so long, I've almost forgotten how. So do tell.
:)
Rev: Oh yeah do tel, kinda intrigued
Keri wants your sausage Rev. C'mon don't be shy.
Lol not exactly just want to see what the bright little crayon can up with.
1st, r u you at work or at home?
Rev, are you talking to me?
I'm at work doll. Like the rest of the common man.
Now stop procrastinating.
I'm just trying to figure out whether the comment will result in you squirming while playing with yourself at the desk?
I aint playing with anything except frigging PowerPoint today, unfortunately.
Ya right...
Click........click.......
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I do recall doing a drive up country and cumming into the Free State.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now that's what I was looking for. Clever little Revvie! (Or big Rev, beg pardon.)
So you're looking for some cumming in the Free State.
When are you next going to the farm.
Maybe take Naphead with you.
Back to you previous statement - you haven't done it in a while, that does not prevent him from performing.
PS. I must say, it does take a fair amount of self-control and concentration not to over-REV at the critical moment, while driving!
Keri, you sitting there quietly and fiddling with yourself, aren't you?
Naughty Rev.
Peas, put your hands back on the desk where we can see them!
and stop squirming is your seat like that!!
Oh you said that on purpose. That's hot.
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