Tuesday, January 15, 2008

a fact


Why Lindsay Lohan and I aren't even close to being the same, even though we both not drinking:

1)She has a firecrotch. I don't.

The End.


PS: I headbutted Mr 747 in my sleep last night. Aw come on, I was running away from a fangy Boomslang in my dreams and the thing was nothing short of bloody terrifying.

23 comments:

kyknoord said...

Prove it.
PS: Interesting. Tell me about your mother. Oh dear, looks like our time is up.

Nessers said...

poor man was just frisky heheh next time just say not now darling I am trying to sleep

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - She is a nice woman. Oh look at the time!

:)

Nessers - Shame, I almost headbutted him off his very bed. And I didn't even wake up. :)

3rm said...

i don't know about not even close to the same thing. apparently both of you have been known to suffer from extreme bouts of nymphomania.

Peas on Toast said...

3rm- oh yeah? Who said, Wilmer Valderama?

(I told him not to talk about our time together. He's such a tabloid whore.)

thing said...

Oh Peas, you just made my morning. How funny.

Peas on Toast said...

Ah thing, you just made mine! :)

Champagne Heathen said...

If I was a hollywood celeb, I reckon I would feature in most of my tabloid pics like that.

Maybe with less gum though.

Peas on Toast said...

Champs - I reckon it's acceptable. I mean, you wouldn't be sniper-firing your poen towards paparazzi lenses like Britters or Paris, so I reckon it's all good. :)

Revolving Credit said...

So how was rehab?

Peas on Toast said...

Still in rehab.

The tea here is great. And we do stretching exercises and team buildings in the afternoon.
:)

Revolving Credit said...

So 747's snake has fangs?

R u sure it was a Boomslang and not a Spitting Cobra?

Jam said...

Slither slither. Mind you, there's something slithery about Lindsay Lohan. Maybe you're being chased by the image of a less sober you!

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - wahahaha, wha-eva. :)

Jam - Freud would be impressed, me fellow snake-dreamer. These dreams are turning recurring these days. I'm a bit bovvered!

Revolving Credit said...

Maybe you should find yourself an fakir and learn to become a snake charmer!

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - snakes are my worst fear dude. We've been through this. :) There's no way in hell. However, can't you do it, video tape it and send to me??
;)

The Divine Miss M said...

*teehee* My friend punched her boyfriend in her sleep once, gave him a black eye. Was very funny ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Miss M - serious, a black eye? Mr 747 got off lucky then! :)

Revolving Credit said...

Uumm....did you just ask me to send you a video clip of me charming my snake???

Peas on Toast said...

Ha ha, Rev everyone's a comedian. :)
Fair enough, I walked straight into that.

Sheena Gates said...

Wait, wtf is a firecrotch?

Sorry. I just woke up.

IN CAPEEE TOWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Revolving Credit said...

If you charm it properly, you may not be walking straight at all!

The Divine Miss M said...

Peas - yup seriously, a black eye. We teased him relentlessly for days ;)