Why Lindsay Lohan and I aren't even close to being the same, even though we both not drinking:
1)She has a firecrotch. I don't.
The End.
PS: I headbutted Mr 747 in my sleep last night. Aw come on, I was running away from a fangy Boomslang in my dreams and the thing was nothing short of bloody terrifying.
23 comments:
Prove it.
PS: Interesting. Tell me about your mother. Oh dear, looks like our time is up.
poor man was just frisky heheh next time just say not now darling I am trying to sleep
Kyk - She is a nice woman. Oh look at the time!
:)
Nessers - Shame, I almost headbutted him off his very bed. And I didn't even wake up. :)
i don't know about not even close to the same thing. apparently both of you have been known to suffer from extreme bouts of nymphomania.
3rm- oh yeah? Who said, Wilmer Valderama?
(I told him not to talk about our time together. He's such a tabloid whore.)
Oh Peas, you just made my morning. How funny.
Ah thing, you just made mine! :)
If I was a hollywood celeb, I reckon I would feature in most of my tabloid pics like that.
Maybe with less gum though.
Champs - I reckon it's acceptable. I mean, you wouldn't be sniper-firing your poen towards paparazzi lenses like Britters or Paris, so I reckon it's all good. :)
So how was rehab?
Still in rehab.
The tea here is great. And we do stretching exercises and team buildings in the afternoon.
:)
So 747's snake has fangs?
R u sure it was a Boomslang and not a Spitting Cobra?
Slither slither. Mind you, there's something slithery about Lindsay Lohan. Maybe you're being chased by the image of a less sober you!
Rev - wahahaha, wha-eva. :)
Jam - Freud would be impressed, me fellow snake-dreamer. These dreams are turning recurring these days. I'm a bit bovvered!
Maybe you should find yourself an fakir and learn to become a snake charmer!
Rev - snakes are my worst fear dude. We've been through this. :) There's no way in hell. However, can't you do it, video tape it and send to me??
;)
*teehee* My friend punched her boyfriend in her sleep once, gave him a black eye. Was very funny ;)
Miss M - serious, a black eye? Mr 747 got off lucky then! :)
Uumm....did you just ask me to send you a video clip of me charming my snake???
Ha ha, Rev everyone's a comedian. :)
Fair enough, I walked straight into that.
Wait, wtf is a firecrotch?
Sorry. I just woke up.
IN CAPEEE TOWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
If you charm it properly, you may not be walking straight at all!
Peas - yup seriously, a black eye. We teased him relentlessly for days ;)
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