Thursday, July 24, 2008

ac

OK.

Minus heels, minus rug, minus Lionel Richie & His Greatest Hits.

Plus one man. That's all.

Kiff.

Next time I'll execute motions like in my fantasies and shit, but after a large team dinner last night, I didn't have the time or coordination, frankly.

Now. I choose life. Not a hangover, because the moment you wake up and assume you are hanging, it's all over. Just refuse to believe it and say out loud to yourself: "Hangover, I refuse to let you take me up the doetpipe today."

"Today I choose life. Because I have lots of important meetings and I don't want to feel like I did last week when I had to sleep under my desk in a foetal position. So Hangover, you're not going to bend me over a counter top today. Leave me and my doetpipe and my life alone."

So that was fun. The funbus is really doing my route regularly these days.

16 comments:

kyknoord said...

Kiff? Is that good, or are you being ironic?

Peas on Toast said...

Kiff=rad=ridiculously fantastic.

:)

Nessers said...

Here is a thought - have you ever tried that KGB stuff - lets you drink like a fish and not get pissed - or is pissed what you are going for? hehehe

Above all said very quietly of course

Peas on Toast said...

Nessers - :) You know what though, seriously I'm not hungover though. A bit of team wine was consumed, but other than that, just a little tired.

You know, being up all night and all. ;)

Charmskool said...

Urgh would that positive thinking could make a hangover turn around and go bother someone else! I still rely on greasy breakfast, coke and about 6 paracetamol.

Peas on Toast said...

Charm - you know what's seriously comforting? This time I'm not alone. It's me AND my entire office.
How great is that? ;)

Charmskool said...

Aaahh I finally understand what they mean by misery loves company.

Mini said...

"Oh what a feeling.I am dancing on the ceiling"

Peas on Toast said...

Charm - This fucker is not going to beat me. I've laid down the law and thus far, I'm on top form, whilst chugging 3 litres of water.

Mini - Oh dude, you have nooo idea :)

c@th said...

sorry

can i just say...

PEAS IS GETTING LAID

W00t w00t

:D stoked for you :D

Peas on Toast said...

c@th - hahahaha :)

Am I? ;)

c@th said...

toot toot. come off it girl...

;-)

Peas on Toast said...

c@th - so how's the weather babe? ;)

c@th said...

tis grand. tis summery and good and shining.

smiling.

;P

Ches said...

"I Choose Life"

Ha ha, brilliant!

I battle tho...the pre-over hang is too much fun!

Peas on Toast said...

Ches I've found a pattern. For the first half of the overhang day, life is ok. You're still semi-pissed, and one tends to find most things funny with that sort of juvenile behaviour.

Then just after lunch when you think you've beat this thing and life is good, it suddenly kicks in. Full throttle by 4:00pm. That's when it really hurts.