OK.Minus heels, minus rug, minus Lionel Richie & His Greatest Hits.
Plus one man. That's all.
Kiff.
Next time I'll execute motions like in my fantasies and shit, but after a large team dinner last night, I didn't have the time or coordination, frankly.
Now. I choose life. Not a hangover, because the moment you wake up and assume you are hanging, it's all over. Just refuse to believe it and say out loud to yourself: "Hangover, I refuse to let you take me up the doetpipe today."
"Today I choose life. Because I have lots of important meetings and I don't want to feel like I did last week when I had to sleep under my desk in a foetal position. So Hangover, you're not going to bend me over a counter top today. Leave me and my doetpipe and my life alone."
So that was fun. The funbus is really doing my route regularly these days.
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Kiff? Is that good, or are you being ironic?
Kiff=rad=ridiculously fantastic.
:)
Here is a thought - have you ever tried that KGB stuff - lets you drink like a fish and not get pissed - or is pissed what you are going for? hehehe
Above all said very quietly of course
Nessers - :) You know what though, seriously I'm not hungover though. A bit of team wine was consumed, but other than that, just a little tired.
You know, being up all night and all. ;)
Urgh would that positive thinking could make a hangover turn around and go bother someone else! I still rely on greasy breakfast, coke and about 6 paracetamol.
Charm - you know what's seriously comforting? This time I'm not alone. It's me AND my entire office.
How great is that? ;)
Aaahh I finally understand what they mean by misery loves company.
Charm - This fucker is not going to beat me. I've laid down the law and thus far, I'm on top form, whilst chugging 3 litres of water.
Mini - Oh dude, you have nooo idea :)
sorry
can i just say...
PEAS IS GETTING LAID
W00t w00t
:D stoked for you :D
c@th - hahahaha :)
Am I? ;)
toot toot. come off it girl...
;-)
c@th - so how's the weather babe? ;)
tis grand. tis summery and good and shining.
smiling.
;P
"I Choose Life"
Ha ha, brilliant!
I battle tho...the pre-over hang is too much fun!
Ches I've found a pattern. For the first half of the overhang day, life is ok. You're still semi-pissed, and one tends to find most things funny with that sort of juvenile behaviour.
Then just after lunch when you think you've beat this thing and life is good, it suddenly kicks in. Full throttle by 4:00pm. That's when it really hurts.
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