I woke up this morning, to find a goddamn man in my goddamn bed. Cogida y mierda.
He helped me write this post this morning. After a really amazing dinner of truffles and chicken pie at Thomas Maxwell's restaurant, as I stared into his blue eyes. Or were they brown. Fuck, I don't care, they were eyes.
Kidding. Seriously.
We sat up and drank the rest of our corked wine on my balcony before the thunderstorm.
He's really rather lovely. I got a compass as part of my Christmas present. Not a bad present considering I have absolutely no sense of direction. I think I'll use it in Sandton City for starters.
Learnt a couple of choice phrases for Argentina:
¿Qué lo hizo la cogida yo beba anoche? What the fuck did I drink last night?
Enséñeme a la salsa en este contador de la barra. Teach me salsa on this bar counter
¿Hizo el soporte del Evita aquí? Did Evita stand here?
¿Hágale los latinos como música del techno Do you Latinos like techno music?
Qué usted significan '¿demuéstreme sus bragas?' What do you mean 'Show me your panties?'
¿Este chile picante va a hacer que mi asno lastima mañana? Is this spicy chili going to make my ass hurt tomorrow?
¿Usted las grietas usa los speedos en la playa o no? Do you chaps wear speedos on the beach or no?
No haga grito de t para mí, la Argentina. Don't cry for me, Argentina..
As Manuel says in Fawlty Towers: I learnt it from a boooook.
37 comments:
Shadow - what if this is perhaps the third or so date I've been on? Or maybe...the five millionth? ;)
NICE! Peas got a little booty!
tyrone - :) :)
LOL. I like the translations; there are a few I could use. :D
Paula - they're way better than the usual 'what time does this train leave' and the overused 'How much is this piece of fruit' etc etc, dontach reckon? ;)
'How much is this piece of fruit'
So I take it that that you too like a bit of over ripe fruit?
So how was the date?
Did you get to play some pool?
Rev - no I like my fruit before the sell-by date thanks Revsicle.
:)
Was that you yesterday - the Bluetooth/OffPeak/Cellphone guy playing dress up? ;)
Ja, was blogging from my cellphone which doesn't seems to like logging into blogger.
So I see you worked on extending your list of sexual injuries.
Gotta love the way you over planned this napover, to the point of using the Dove the previous night as a dry run.
Do didn't make him sleep on the floor, did you?
Shadow - and what about women who go on dates only because they know there is a chance of action? Why can't women be steroetyped as action seekers either?
Not that this applies to to this situation, but seriously: some women also go on dates to just get a bit of ac on the side. I'm just saying.
Rev - hahaha, and tonight I'm going to get Poen to sleep over. It's all part of a grand plan! :)
I'm not sure what wine you drank but I suspect it's not that spicy chili that made you ass fine sore this morning!
OK, I'm getting back into bed. I see I've surpassed my usual bad spelling by just mistyping/substituting entire words...ggrrrr
Rev - no, my ass is feeling just fine this morning thanks!
Shadow - yawn, I need more coffee. We could talk about why men can do what the fuck they like and why you think women can't, all day long if you like. You sound like quite a catch yourself - are women allowed to vote in your world? You don't honestly have a clue who I am, or what I stand for. And that suits me fine. I'd rather it remain that way.
Finallllllyyyyy............
XXXXXXXX!
Jam hahahaha, WHA EVAH :)
How you doing my little peach?
Shadow - hey, my dad threatened to shoot my first boyfriend too. And it wasn't an empty threat. Yip, us burning bra'd bitches do get ratteled when the partriarch looks down on what they ;'supposedly' do.
I'm just tired, and I need more coffee. Sufragette talk takes energy, something I don't have at this moment. What after my BIG night :)
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Shadow, so we're onto religion now. Shitters, exhausting.
I'd think you shouldn't get stoned for saying you're an atheist, as much as women should no longer have to be subservient to the 'man' of the house.
Are you studying or something (the reason you're up at 2am?)
Ah. Now it makes sense. Religion, politics and gender affairs around a fire on a couple of beers. How unusual :)
Were there any fists flying about??
Do atheists get stoned more often?
If you're an atheist, do you get a discount on weed?
Yeah Shadow, share the atheist lovvvve dude :)
Shadow - and you weren't lynched by the female company you were in? ;)
If you BELIEVE in getting stoned, are you still an atheist?
This blogs' entire theme is all wrong. Peas should be giving us raunchy, one-nighter, sex advise.. stoned!!
Or we can just believe in hot milk?...
Icepick - can I suggest a flokati rug to add to the repertoire? ;)
Peas you raise a good question... How is that rug when you play pool?
You've been wanting to know for soooooo long that I've been tempted to offer to try it for you!
So tell us, tell us, tell us!
Tyrone - I'm saving the rug for a raint rainy day :) Until then, I suggest you buy one for yourself - it can only be a good thing, right? ;)
Right! But gotta have someone to share it with first!
Fa sure! The dirtier, the better Peas.
You guys trying to get her to spill the peas?
I hope that pic above is not implying that "the deed" was elegantly done.. ??!! Godam. Was it some kinda science experiment?
Peas passionately dusting her hands off, whilst verbally uttering in a lady-like, yet dominating tone, "All in a days work"...
Science can be a WHOLE lot of fun!
* peas quietly looking in and giggling quietly to herself *
:)
Wow - lots of comments today... I'm a bit late. I think you'll find: "no llores por mi argentina" is better to use for "Don't cry for me Argentina" :-)
It's important! lol
So can you sing La Cucaracha yet?
Ooh Joe thanks so much! That Babelfish has been telling me LIES! :)
Kyk - no, but I do a sterling misrepresentation of Besame Mucho.
;)
che what phrase book did you use??? because all those argentine expressions are wrong!! - even the ones trying to be lunfardo - che! un quilombo total!!! en serio!! fijate antes de hablar o te van a tomar por un pichon/flor de garca!!
from an ex ex-pat from buenos aires
michelle the brit eeee
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