Monday, January 10, 2011
best mates or
Dwayne is pregnant.
Watching them yesterday, and saw Dwayne looked rather bulbous.
Turns out, Dwayne has a vagina.
And they've been humping each other senseless.
So. We are going back to the bloody pet shop tonight, and demanding a refund. With interest. I mean, how's that for return on investment?
"Herewith your cash cow. Who is up the duff. Can I have a boy now please?"
Devastated, as Dwaynetta has such beautiful and unique squirrel-like colouring.
Seven shades of shit, and schoolboy error number 1: Get the vermin properly sexed by a vet. Because it turns out even if it looks like a penis, it's actually not.
I'm sad. I cried buckets last night. What the fuck.