.....
Crisis.
Dwayne is pregnant.
Watching them yesterday, and saw Dwayne looked rather bulbous.
Turns out, Dwayne has a vagina.
And they've been humping each other senseless.
Fuck.
So. We are going back to the bloody pet shop tonight, and demanding a refund. With interest. I mean, how's that for return on investment?
"Herewith your cash cow. Who is up the duff. Can I have a boy now please?"
Devastated, as Dwaynetta has such beautiful and unique squirrel-like colouring.
Seven shades of shit, and schoolboy error number 1: Get the vermin properly sexed by a vet. Because it turns out even if it looks like a penis, it's actually not.
I'm sad. I cried buckets last night. What the fuck.
4 comments:
I'm sorry Peas you are crying. I really am.
however I am laughing out loud. Not because you're crying.
Seriously this is hillarious.
IMagine what Dwyanette feels. She's got a vagina that looks like a penis. Now that must be traumatic!
Lol...ok not a big one because you're upset about it, but still lol :) Why not keep Dwyanette after she's had the babies, and have her fixed?
OK i am with the ladies here, thats really funny!
But i am sorry that Dwayne is knocked up, maybe Dwayne II will have a real willy!
That happens if the bitch doesn't want to take the pill.
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